Becca Foster

@beccanator

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Becca Foster@beccanator· 19d

This spring, I put an insane number of hours into planting a garden in the front yard. Every day after logging off work, I go hunting through the flowers like an inept wildlife photographer, spying on all the little critters. The 10 monarch caterpillars I’ve found are particularly rewarding.

Yellow swallowtail with black and blue markings dining on a vivid orange zinnia

Extremely chunky yellow, black, and white caterpillar on the leaf of butterfly milkweed with orange flowers

Becca Foster@beccanator· Jun 21

The bees around me are too anti-paparazzi to pose for pictures, but this guy on my mom’s hostas was a little more chill about showing his fuzzy little bee booty.

On a black background, a white cluster of flowers and inside one, a fuzzy black bee butt dusted in yellow pollen

Becca Foster@beccanator· Jun 13

Gotta get some outside time before the sun comes all the way up and transforms the air back into a giant soupy armpit…

In-progress crochet blanket with hook in the foreground, out-of-focus view of the valley in the background

Becca Foster@beccanator· Mar 28

A sign that says: No bombs to kill little kids in Iran, No ICE jails to cage little kids at home

Becca Foster@beccanator· Dec 31

There’s a lot of good ones, trying to pick my favorite is hard, but the plot twist on this one hits me every time:

Tumblr post:

Kragehund-est: sex isn’t sexy unless it’s a little but gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon’s “home in three days, don’t bathe” letter to his wife, but there’s more sexuality in that one line than there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod: What are your thoughts on musk?

Kragehund-est: i hope he dies

Becca Foster@beccanator· Dec 7

Rufus lovingly cradling his pumpkin before disemboweling it.

Brown and white dog among the fallen leaves cuddling his little orange pumpkin, nuzzling it as he determines where to make the first bite.

Becca Foster@beccanator· Nov 23

At some point, I’ll have to write this out as a pattern, but for now I’ll just enjoy my creation. 🧶

Large navy crochet blanket with a floral pattern in light sage green and big block letters: “Fuck you. Make me.”

Becca Foster@beccanator· Nov 18

I don’t know who needs this in their life, but here’s the pic my 10 year old drew of a 2-headed snake farting:

One head of a pencil-drawn snake gags and says “POOT.” The other head glances guiltily back and says, “Oh. Uh. Sorry Rick.”

Becca Foster@beccanator· Nov 16

If this is your main takeaway from reading these documents, you have nothing of value to contribute to the conversation and you should say absolutely nothing.

NYT article titled “Epstein’s Emails Reveal a Lost New York: The disgraced financier’s recently released documents are steeped in a clubby world that is all but gone.”

Becca Foster@beccanator· Nov 5

I mean, this is fucking wild.

Map showing vote shift from 2021 VA election by country. Whole map is blue.

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 19

So glad other people got to have this entertainment.

First text asks, “Do you see an inflatable astronaut costume?” Reply text says, “With the panda?”

Becca Foster@beccanator· Jun 20

Rufus has learned the art of giving himself a manicure.

Dog with a white belly lying on his back and nomming on his front paw nails

Becca Foster@beccanator· Apr 13

Super pleased with this creation. Took a LOT of ripping out and redoing rows, and a serious game of yarn chicken, but totally worth it. 🧶

Mosaic crochet blanket in purple and pale orange that says “Read books” in scripty font, followed by “Punch Nazis” in big block letters.

Becca Foster@beccanator· Mar 29

Started @catbohannon.bsky.social ‘s “Eve” yesterday and I cannot put this thing down. I’m no scientist but this stuff is FASCINATING.

Green book cover of “Eve: How the Female Body Drove 200 Million Years of Human Evolution”

Becca Foster@beccanator· Feb 16

Him: “As a white man…” Me:

Drawing of a spray bottle being sprayed with “No.” written in red.

Becca Foster@beccanator· Nov 27

Looks like we’ve got a fake account for @mmpadellan.bsky.social …

Becca Foster@beccanator· Nov 3

Taking a break from my super skinny yarn to go back to my beloved 6.50mm hook 🧶

In-progress crochet blanket in light blue and grayish-brown, solid single-crochet background with raised pattern over top that’s supposed to be honeycomb but looks more like diamonds

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 31

This one was a design of my own invention and one of the blankets I’m most pleased with

Blanket designed to look like a full bookcase, with books of varying heights and colors, with potted plants on each shelf with different texture pots

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 25

Well clearly at least a few people at WaPo aren’t too happy about the non-endorsement and put this front and center:

“This is cowardice, a moment of darkness that will leave democracy as a casualty. Donald Trump will celebrate this as an invitation to further intimidate The Post’s owner, Jeff Bezos (and other media owners),” former Post executive editor Martin Baron, who led the paper while Trump was president, said in a text message to The Post. “History will mark a disturbing chapter of spinelessness at an institution famed for courage.”

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 25

Also just dropped Letters to Voters 601 - 625 in the mail!

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 25

Got my early vote on today! Now to spend the next several days staving off the existential dread!

Woman with damp curly dark hair and an I Voted sticker on a leather jacket trying to conceal nervous queasiness with a smile

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 24

Finished this one a little while ago. The combo of the small hook and the star stitch made it take foooooorever but I love the sunset-y colors. 🧶

Blanket slowly transitioning from dark gray-blue to gray to pink to orange to white and then back. Kinda bumpy looking because it’s laying on the grass.

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 14

Got involved this morning on a convo where some dipshit told another woman not to post selfies if she didn’t want to be harassed and it got me all riled so here’s my own selfie, because fuck that, that’s why.

Ornery woman with brown curls and green eyes in a canvas jacket and orange sweater

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 13

I’d forgotten about the stamps I carved for these letters back in 2020–using them makes me happy.

Smiling little cloud with an “I vote!” speech bubble

Happy little shark popping out of the waves to say “Please vote!”

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 13

Dropped off a stack of Vote Forward letters at the post office yesterday. In a possibly misguided fit of enthusiasm, I signed up for another 100. My hand hurts just thinking about it.

Cardboard box with 120 sealed letters ready for mailing

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 11

Got to see some of the aurora last night. Not really easy to get the colors with the naked eye but my phone was there in the clutch

Tree-lined view of the horizon under the night sky with water-colory pinks and purples dotted with stars

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 10

My 6-month yarn-buying embargo is now over, but my stash has only reached slightly less embarrassing levels. Was able to finish up these—a couple more to come! 🧶

3 scrap yarn blankets worked in somewhat random colors (2 have a brighter theme and one is more fall colors), stripes in different patterns and textures, draped over a bench swing

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 9

Search your camera roll for hell It also pulled up several pictures of my kids when they were younger, which is an interesting choice on the algorithm’s part

Forecast from What the Forecast when I didn’t have a connection: temp is 455 degrees, and the description reads “This would be the perfect day to ride a unicorn but this is hell and the unicorns are dead.”

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 4

Really like the way this one turned out. Just C2C moss/linen stitch but I love the way that stitch lets you play with color! 🧶

Closeup of crochet blanket with diagonal stripes, thick stripes alternating with bands of skinny stripes

Zoomed-out view of the same blanket, laying on the grass, blue and orange and cream and gray and orange (the blanket, not the grass)

Becca Foster@beccanator· Oct 2

I try not to post tweets too much but couldn’t resist. A friend sent me this and now I will be singing Mountain Goats all day: