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@beeblimp
beeb/bibi | a total blimp | she | 18+ ONLY Commissions: Strawpage: PFP: @breastimages.bsky.social
Q: Has beebvee's swim trunks or swim shirt gotten so big that it engulfed the entire hot tub, including the area around it? -- She uhh, doesn't like to talk about it...🫧💨
And here's the the full turnaround for those of you who wanna see every angle of these puffed up pool pants
It's amazing how something as simple as 'standing in the wrong place' can be all it takes to turn an outfit from "Elegant, Charming, Refined" to "Wearable Hot Air Balloon" 💨 (wanted to try a new shading style on an lil doodle I forgot to post a while back) #inflation #clothesinflation
Dunno what you said, but you must've *really* set her off... Might wanna get to cover before this hissy fit becomes a full-on blowout!💢🎈💥💨 (commission for @/undergroundsecrets) #inflation #pantsinflation #clothesinflation
Oh gosh;; why does this always seem to happen when I throw a birthday party??🎈🎉🫧💨 #inflation #bodyinflation #nsfw
(alt versions separate from the thread for easier viewing) Well, they certainly are eye-catching at least...🎈 #inflation #pantsinflation #clothesinflation
#NoFartNovember DAY 14: You get a lot of time to chat during practice when you have to keep waiting for your hot air balloon of a teammate to waddle her way across the field 🏈💨 #inflation #bloating #footballblimp #bellypants #nsfw
#NoFartNovember DAY 7: I'm sure it's nothing... (Drinking soda this early into the month?? Rookie mistake...🫧) #inflation #bloating #nsfw #bellypants
#NoFartNovember DAY 1: She's very susceptible to bets and dares, regardless of how nonsensical they might seem... She's not about to chicken out from some dumb challenge; it'll be a breeze, just you wait!
Maybe should've thought to ask just how long I'd have to wear this before taking that bet... (happy belated halloween!🎃🐷)
finally... The American Dream...🍔 (Thank you so so much @ceoofinflation.bsky.social and @eduell97.bsky.social for making this bountiful feast possible omg,,)
[SOUND ON 🔊] Now featuring an AMAZING audio edit done by @cakebatterangel.bsky.social !! (with most of the sounds locally sourced from yours truly...🫧) 🔽(💥Alt below!)🔽
Okay I think I might've gone a bit overboard with that whipped cream...;;💨 Turns out bunnies aren't meant to handle that much dairy...🫧🫧🫧
I never really settled on a concrete ‘maximum size’ just because it’d probably change based on my mood; but generally speaking from smallest to biggest max size would be bunny < dragon < dino! beeblimp.straw.page
woooOW this rules ghdjfg,,, dino attempts to become kaiju-sized (success???) beeblimp.straw.page
waAA gosh these are so adorable;!!! she's just sooooo silly 🎈 beeblimp.straw.page
Wuh oh!! Let's hope that other rope holds, strong winds and football blimps don't tend to mix well...💨 beeblimp.straw.page
Definitely a lot more often than she'd have you believe; it's pretty hard to see with those bangs in the way, not to mention seeing past the big dumb snout itself... (And don't even get started on how much stuff she knocks over with her tail...) beeblimp.straw.page
No measly doorway is gonna stop the likes of me! It'd be- *hhrrnng!* stupid to even think it was a possibility! 💢 But if you uh... wanted to give me a push I guess wouldn't stop you...;;💨 (This is an rather common occurrence; Not many places provide dino-sized entrances...) beeblimp.straw.page
I'm way too clumsy to be handling that many glasses and expensive drinks, but I think the real problem would be keeping the club soda spray away from my *mouth*...(but I wouldn't be surprised if I somehow managed to turn around and get one of the taps snagged on my waistband...) beeblimp.straw.page
ohhh my GOSH hgfjglkgjf,, the soda cone prank might have gone over a bit too well...🫧 this is amazing thank you sm,,,