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irregular beef 🐈💨

@beefy-knees

I’m more than just a middle-aged, divorced, childless cat lady I also have dogs

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irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· 25d

I could fix her

r/centuryhomes
Help! How to date this house?
Image of a ramshackle structural hazard

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· 26d

oh my my, oh hell yes

A black cat in a cat tree, dangling a single paw. The sound of popping corn and the smell of hot oil permeate the air

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· 29d

He’s so bright I call him son

A black cat lit up by the sun

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jul 10

When you’re a dog who just had a bath yesterday, but you gotta ponder your orb in the dirt today. No thoughts, no remorse, just: orb

A brown dog with a white chest lies in a muddy dirt divot of his own making, glow ball in mouth. His snout is visibly muddy

A brown dog with a white chest on a concrete patio, with his glow ball between his front paws. He’s looking at the camera and smiling, bc he is Arlo and he’s a Good Mood Dude

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jul 9

Women only want two things, and

Hook size : Select an option
sword length : Select an option

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jul 9

The wind knocked over my basil 😿, but at least now my house smells delicious 😸

A container of purple bolted basil, overturned on the ground, with a dog looking over it concernedly

Broken basil hanging from a chain on my ceiling, with mushroom curtains behind it. It smells really good

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jul 8

Two houndses, alike in dognity

Two reddish brown dogs with harnesses, yoked together with a dual leash, attached to a bungee waist leash, withstanding the pull of 130+ lbs of dog

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jul 7

A tweet, from Before
beeflore
@beefy_knees
Me, wearing a t-shirt that says "Ask Me About My Poor Decisions"
17:42 • 1/1/21 From Earth

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jul 4

Maggie still loves me even though I accidentally spilled some hex sockets on her head

Maggie the dog’s head, with one brown eye and one blue/brown eye

Maggie the dog politely asking for tummy rubs (granted)

Maggie the dog, with one floppy ear and a curled blep

Maggie the dog with one floppy ear and a smooth blep. You can see her sectoral heterochromia really well here

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jul 4

THIS faerie realm has SO MANY BAGELS

The Pogues
Featuring
Kirsty MacColl
FAIRYTALE OF NEW
YORK

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jul 4

Batface Cuphea finally batfacing!!

beef holding the stem of a batface cuphea flower so that you can clearly see its features. It has a dark flower in the center resembling a bat’s face, flanked by two vibrant red petals

Batface Chauncey, a black cat of my heart

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jul 2

I’m not not interested

1 lb of mac and cheese powder for 28.99. 1 rating, 5 stars. Bookmarking this for when I hit rock bottom

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 25

scratch n sniff

Pink and white asiatic lilies. Don’t get these near your cat and vice versa, deadly shit. But do put em near your nose, they smell amazing

Delicate pink gladiolus

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 22

The Ratline (2026)

Cotton Hill asks GH: “You wanna kill a N*zi?”

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 20

Women only want one thing and it’s

Maps app threatening me with a good time: “Unpaved for 3.9 mi”. I drove gently through some creeks and saw a blue heron and a barred owl. But don’t worry, I’ve been punished with a sunburn.

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 19

Me: hmm, let’s see what the Daylist has for me. Grunge Metal Cargo Shorts?? Really? RUDE Also me: better go with some Clutch instead Look, I just like having a lot of pockets, okay???

Spotify Daylist:

grunge metal cargo shorts friday early morning
Here's some grunge metal, cargo shorts, baggy jeans, seattle rock, hard alternative, rhythm games — inspired by your listening on Fri... see more

Clutch, Tight Like That. Absolutely cargo shorts stoner-grunge metal.

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 13

I’m sure you can see why I briefly believed that to be a photo of MY cat

A black cat writhes on the floor a bit, on carpet similar to that of op’s pic. I’ll note that it appears more similar in person, depending on how the shadows fall

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 11

when u need to change ur turkey’s cummerbund

Changing station

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 11

Area Cat DESTROYS Local Woman’s Stomach with Facts, Logic, Claws

A black cat from above, in my lap and kneading my stomach with visible claws. These are called biscuits, despite not being how you work biscuit dough. What a world.

A close up of a black cat’s face. You can’t see them, but his paws are kneading my stomach viciously. This is his favorite thing in the world. He’s a good kid.

There’s a white hair on his face from another cat. In this house, even the cats have cat hair on them. This is why I don’t wear black t-shirts anymore.

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 11

oh hey, beautiful

2 bloomed coneflowers with more on the way

Side view of 2 coneflowers with 1 small bee

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 10

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE SKOOMA

A cat sits regally on a stump amid some brush

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 9

Everything reminds me of H̸̛̱̀͛̍̃̒̊̓͂E̵͙̳̥̙̝͔̞̓̀̓̈́̏͗̈́́͘R̸̛͕̠̘̟̹̜͂̈̔̓̒͑͊̃̈

Hanging roots

A tree spirit lying in wait

A gunky hole

I broke my rusty chains and ran

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 9

My enclosure/The enrichment

Mossy wall

Tunnel in wall

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 9

Bucolic-ass shit report

Upstream view

This is the trail, a slate water crossing

Midstream at a water crossing

Babbling brook

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 9

Mushroom report

Glossy beige-capped mushroom with white scales and a frilly ring

Red-cap mushroom with visible gills in a bed of greenery

Wavy capped yellow-brown mushroom

A pair of small brown mushrooms clustered together on moss

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 9

Flower report, TN Valley Divide edition

Mfw they call me the wild rose

Wild hydrangea I think

Wild carrot, don’t eat it

Really more of a fruit

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 7

I can get this, but not a single rat warning??

AllTrails alert:
Top sight ahead
Fallen tree in 300ft

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 7

oh no

Oregon Trail tombstone:

Here lies
beef
et by trail rats
Press SPACE BAR to continue

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 7

Is rain forever

10 day weather forecast with rain indicated for each day. High temps are in the 80s, so it’s gonna be soup

irregular beef 🐈💨@beefy-knees· Jun 7

🚨🚨🚨URGENT UPDATE🚨🚨🚨

A picture of a black bear, sitting on its rump and nibbling a tree. The caption reads: The population of black bears in the Rocky Mountains is neither dramatically increasing nor decreasing.