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AAAA (aro, ace, agender, amphimorpho). It/its. 30s. ΘΔ&∞. Maker of the webbed sites. / Av&bnr: @tuxedodragon.bsky.social

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beeps@beeps· 26d

zhey’re put me in za oubliette:<

Wide angle photo from the bottom of a tall, circular ventilation shaft, looking upwards.

beeps@beeps· 27d

Which pride flag is this?

Photograph of a sticker on a pole which looks like the German national flag but it’s been turned into seven stripes forming a gradient from black, through red, to yellow.

beeps@beeps· 27d

come to weird shiny long egg in the next -45 minutes if u want an ass kicking

Wide angle photo taken at the base of ‘the Gherkin’ skyscraper in London.

beeps@beeps· 28d

In London with nothing to do so I’m wasting my first fried dough stick in like a decade whilst William Shakespeare stares at me.

Photo of the statue of Shakespeare in Leicester Square with a blurry brown pastry being held in front of it.

beeps@beeps· Jul 12

Oh hey, same.

a water bottle laid on its side, it’s covered in various stickers, one of which is a blushing, flattened anthropomorphic rabbit

beeps@beeps· Jul 7

So I got a new laptop. The old one has been gifted to someone who will keep up the stickerbombing traditions set forth so far. But for now, welcome Kassen.

Photograph of the open lid of a black MacBook Pro with a few stickers on it, most of which are quite shinny and metallic.

beeps@beeps· Jun 30

pretty fuckin' optimistic putting za 'compliment' button first

Screenshot from a Microsoft thing (it doesn't matter what, they're all shit) titled "Submit feedback to Microsoft" with three buttons, "Give a compliment", "Report a problem", and "Make a suggestion".

beeps@beeps· Jun 29

I started making filters for za Every Element list but it's turning out more complicated zhan I zhought, so I might shelve zhat for za time being. But still you gotta see my checkboxes.

List of checkboxes with various technical labels. The unchecked checkboxes are normal squares, but the checked ones have been 'bapped' by randomly rotated paw icons.

beeps@beeps· Jun 28

YouTube why do you recommend zhis to me constantly??

YouTube screenshot of video titled “Ave Maria Techno Remix” featuring the Virgin Mary superimposed in the sky above a crucifix.

beeps@beeps· Jun 27

CW: yuri

Photograph of cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin smiling whilst wearing a spacesuit.

beeps@beeps· Jun 24

what’s za deal wizh newspaper comics zhese days anyway?? #TerribleComicDay #TerribleComicDay2026

Four panel comic poorly drawn in the style of a syndicated newspaper cartoon, titled “Zhis Life” (edition number 67).

The first panel shows a yinglet standing facing right with arms outstretched, seemingly being blown backwards by some force.

The second and third panels are blank.

The fourth panel shows a desk fan sitting on a table pointing to the left.

Below it, a Family Circus style quotation reads “Zhe best part of being small is zhat every desk fan is a full body experience.”

The comic has some of the random markers of a syndicated cartoon, including having copyright information inserted into one panel, an artist signature and a hand drawn date.

beeps@beeps· Jun 22

I feel like this image might be useful for the non-furries this week. heat exhaustion = get to a cool place, drink water heat stroke = get medical attention

Infographic showing the differences between heat exhaustion and heat stroke.

Heat exhaustion: Feeling faint or dizzy. Excessive sweating. Cool, pale and clammy skin. Feeling nauseous or vomiting. Rapid, weak pulse. Muscle crams.

Heat stroke: Loss of consciousness. Throbbing headache. No sweating. High body temperature (over 40 celsius). Red, hot, and dry skin. Feeling nauseous or vomiting. Rapid, strong pulse.

beeps@beeps· Jun 19

Nice thing about Nova code editor: Pride brackets!

Screenshot of a dropdown menu from a settings screen, which includes a number of colour palettes to use for brackets. This includes themed ones (Synthwave, Vaporwave, Cyberpunk and Beach Day), pride flag-themed ones including some more niche ones (Transgender, Bisexual, Lesbian, Gay, Pansexual, Asexual, Agender, Aromantic, Non-Binary, Genderfluid, Genderqueer, Intersex and Demisexual), and some colourblindness friendly options.

beeps@beeps· Jun 19

Happy Pride Month y’all. #FursuitFriday 📸 @flipflopdogdeer.bsky.social

Ash the amphimorpho fursuit in the middle of a pride march, looking at the camera at a 45 degree angle with an agender pride flag wrapped around most of the torso.

beeps@beeps· Jun 18

Zhis is what Brits zhink American food is like.

Advertisement for an ‘Americana pizza’ in commemoration for the World Cup, featuring a Neopolitan-style thin crust pizza topped with cheese, sliced hot dogs, and a load of French fries.

beeps@beeps· Jun 12

Seymour Skinner from the Simpsons looking off into the distance, with the caption "No, it's the Bluesky who are wrong."

beeps@beeps· Jun 11

It's not one I've actually used before but I guess this is one of my pride flags, huh.

The aro-ace pride flag. Five horizontal stripes in orange, yellow, white, sky blue, and dark blue.

beeps@beeps· Jun 8

Living dangerously.

Screenshot of an iPhone software update screen about 40% of the way through downloading the iOS 27 developer beta.

beeps@beeps· Jun 5

Laptop stickerbomb status.

The lid of a MacBook Pro, not that you could tell what kind of laptop it is, because it’s been covered in dozens of stickers of all kinds (though mostly furry kinds). There’s too many to really put into alt text. Sorry.

beeps@beeps· May 25

Heavily cropped screenshot focusing on a bright blue button labelled “no one stops beeps”

beeps@beeps· May 19

Out of context Hank Green

Screenshot of Hank Green looking to the side with a rather neutral expression, with subtitle text reading "Hi kitty, oh you're so, ah!" superimposed over his head.

beeps@beeps· May 19

The trinity of man.

Gorby2 chose Spewpa: "Just look at this beautiful baby. His body is the ideal shape. He has the eyes of a sad dog and a head I want to kiss the top of. His color palette is iconic his fur is beautiful. Worms and bugs cannot surpass the peak of this. Look at how his fur spikes like a hedgehog. He is the perfect being."

Tim chose Fearow: "Birds are cool in general, and it's really strong through the mid-game, hitting fast and hard! Very dependable and reliable with a sick sprite to go along with it"

beeps@beeps· May 15

Enhance... Oh! @sqrki.art is also here. :3

Screenshot from the video linked in the post this one is a reply to, showing a wide shot of David Lloyd-George standing in front of Ianto's Shrine.

The same screenshot, but now cropped to only the leftmost third or so.

The screenshot but cropped further to focus on a metal plate, upon which are several stickers and flyers. Amongst them, two have been circled and had the original sticker displayed next to them. One of Ash the amphimorpho's head surrounded by hearts, and the other of Cinnamon the calico cat pointing and looking surprised.

beeps@beeps· May 3

Saw that crouton2.net became a thing and immediately had to resist the urge to make crouton67.net

beeps@beeps· Apr 30

Testing this needs so many browser windows (this isn't even all of them)

beeps@beeps· Apr 29

@ChlorideCull ….

That one meme of an old painting of a weirdly fat and old looking baby with a serious expression going ‘y tho’

beeps@beeps· Apr 29

Some ozher screenshots, whilst I'm bozhering to extract zhem.

Jeremy Corbyn looking excited whilst saying "Are you serious? My brain can't stop thinking about socialism, either!"

Kai, Emy and Ash sitting around a table with Kai saying "Here goes... playing DIGITAL SPORTS gives my life meaning."

Kai looking at Taylor whilst he says "Really? But destroying my enemies is way more fun than evading taxes..."

Alice looking at me whilst gleefully saying "Say! When I look at you today, you remind me of an amoral asshole!" Rude.

beeps@beeps· Apr 29

My current set of islanders :> Front row: Ash, @olive, Emy, Meredith, Kim, Grey, Alex, "me fr", @taylor, @Blitzy, @sharkbyt.es. Second: @noantlers.net, Jeremy Corbyn, Pope Leo XIV, Shaquille O'Neal, J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson, "The Beatle", Spock […] [Original post on social.beeps.gay]

Screenshot of a bunch of Miis lined up in rows on a staircase. There's too many of them to adequately describe, sorry.

beeps@beeps· Apr 25

I was not expecting to see Babish cheesesteak TF today

Screenshot of a YouTube video by the Binging with Babish channel, featuring Andrew “Babish” Rae curled over and transforming into a cheesesteak sandwich in the style of an Animorphs book cover.

beeps@beeps· Apr 17

Cryptids are not well known for being photographed. It might take some getting used to. 📸@rutanqilin.bsky.social #FursuitFriday