A question occurred to me...why do antis complain about the idea of Galadriel and Sauron together but not the idea of Miriel and Elendil? Neither ships are expressly mentioned in Tolkien's writings (you have to read between the lines and/or completely imagine it). Why hate one and ignore the other?

PSA to let you know that Dobby doesn't exist and never did and there's nobody in that grave and he died when the animation guys stopped doing the CGI and Harry Potter also isn't real, I know because I shouted "Wingardium leviosa" at a pair of feather earrings and nothing happened

I hate when there's something you want to address so badly but you know the bad faith people in your particular corner of the internet are going to misconstrue it so you just think "well fuck me I guess".

I wish I was a reclusive novelist living by the beach somewhere where the locals understand I like my privacy and I never talk to anyone and am drunk by 11 am every day.

I am so fucking excited for this. Doesn't it just give you chills????

Deleted a bunch of my posts because I'm feeling like yeeting myself off a cliff, will probably delete this one too.

Maturity is realising that Stacey was really immature and childish and Gavin should probably have dumped her.

IT WORKED. If I had put this in my Notes app when I woke up in the wee hours I would never have remembered it.

Is there any character in Tolkien who has a birthday apart from Bilbo? Because I'm about to add Birthday Sex by Jeremih to a playlist on Spotify and in the absence of anyone else, Bilbo's gonna get it. 🤷

Bella remember that idea for NYN you had at 4 in the morning where Marion does that thing to the person and that thing almost happens and the person is like aaaah. (Have to put it here because literally will forget if I make a note in my phone ok night night zzzzzz, future Bella hope you see this)

Listen. I need these three to become a throuple like, NOW. I'm tired. I don't ask for much. And if they can't be a throuple, I need them to do one or all of the following: Form a band, solve crimes, get matching tattoos, be best friends for life.

Dear lord please let this birthday party tomorrow go well. I don't mind if its hard work. I will do whatever I have to for her to have a good time. And please let the other kids come and not ditch her even though they have RSVPd because I'm shitting myself that they just won't show up.

I just had a little read of this and it's SO good.

Oh Jesus Christ

Laughing my ass off at all the people who have decided S3 is shit and is going to be shit and everyone involved is shit and shit is shit, based solely from a teaser trailer and a few promo pics. Calm the fuck down, this 8 hour long season isn't even going to be released for 4 months.

And full disclosure: I have plans in NYN to have Mairon talk to the Balrog, I won't spoil anything else but that scene is in the works. Just wanted to say that before S3 airs lest anyone think I copied the idea. 😁

The fell beasts being tortured Eagles is so Tolkien.

Numenor peeps, I'm so glad Miriel is in the west! I thought she was chained up in a dungeon. So this means she's with Elendil... "Many things are in store" - I take that as direct personal confirmation from Cynthia that we get a Mirendil kiss in S3, I shall not entertain any other possibility.