magical fox
@bellofthebird
a storm in the form of a girl in a cauldron of crime & stirring it daily. i don’t want to eat the crusts, they’re gross. making record time.
me, drinking mulled cider, in the little forest that is my backyard now… cannot wait for it to arrive!
is my peach tisane qualifying as water or do i need to double dip on hydration? i will be transferring my payments for all the very fun auctions i won in dunbar sloane shortly… such as this beauty…
just doing the final inspection before we take possession & this hella babe flew in to say kia ora, i’m the welcoming attendant, i’ve been waiting for you both to arrive. welcome to your new home. our new home 🥹
wow ok. i thought we were moving house not being called out for facts…
honestly tho, who the fuck parks like this? may i also be granted with the confidence to block an entire street & fuck off for over 20 minutes believing that’s appropriate behaviour.
y’all. we about to begin. we have a proper countdown & no time to fuck about.
it’s a perfectly fine top, it’s not my problem if you have a problem with my clothing. i literally can’t help you.
yikes tho. nobody needs more of this from me & i’m regularly reminded of that fact…
me when i get my books & they have my fucking ~name~ written in them & it’s correct like
good afternoon to everyone, including the duck that thought my tiger eye chip bracelet was a snack & tried to eat it off my wrist only to cause me & her the most amount of shock when it snapped & showered all over both of us.
i have been gifted an ikea bag. it’s such a fucken stupid shape. i don’t even know what tf i would use it for? but i guess i’m cool now so thats… nice?
i got some wild fucken nails done & i have never been so fascinated to watch someone use tiny brushes, how did she hand paint every detail, i was watching & i still can hardly make my brain accept what my eyes clearly saw. shout out to the super talented grace of armouredstudio.
“no sorry, i’m waiting for some people” i’m not. but you made me get up & close the door so have fun standing
‘what did you do today?’ took selfies, listened to fleetwood mac, & imagined i looked like stevie nicks.