4:05PM: I’m pulling out of the neighborhood to go pick up my kid and get a “hey, did you send the Zoom link?” Zoom link for a 4PM meeting.

So, everything is juiced with protein and the veggies will all make me shit to death?

Nah. You said,”it’s heavy y’all!”

Just to yourself, think of three people you know personally who have… then DM me.

STRANGE NEW WORLDS BACK ON JULY 23!

Oh no!

Nah. I’m jealous.

In case you need it:

(It’s my birthday).

I brought these for y’all, incase you want them for tomorrow.

I been trying to talk myself out of going to Taco Bell

This the shit 90s movies were made of!

Aunt Rachel from Family Matters

Hmm

#FreakyFridays #Poetry

My original arrival time was 3:15