Spence Williams
@beoduck
Tried to exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage, but lost the receipt. Twitter @beoduck <send help>
I’m not sure what is more annoying: my wife asking “Why is May 4th Star Wars Day?” Or, Chewbacca continuing asking “Are we there yet?” In Wookie. In the movies.
Pedo Protector in Chief for the #EpsteinClass consistently ignoring the #EpsteinSurvivors in the House Oversight Committee- Feb. 11, 2026
It’s a new year and a new Portland. And we’re not froggin’ around. #ETTD
@msnownews.bsky.social I hope this is an old picture or you have a contractor that works weekends. #MSNOW
We knew this about prosecutors and indictments already, US Justice Department.
Sure, it’s just one bunny next door. But I’ve heard of this. Suddenly, then there are more. Then they throw “After Midnight” parties and Heff shows up.
Hey kids! @Google recently misplaced the “Gulf of Mexico.” So if you see an unnamed body of water you might have found it! Send the correction to help @googlemaps out.