This, but for chuds

Some light July 4th reading from @megelison.bsky.social

I call it "Inbox Fuck It." These will never be read. They join my 450 unheard voice mails.

There‘s a hawk that hangs out at Stanford. I love it when he perches with all his dignity on the parking signs. And also when people jog blithely by without realizing this gorgeous creature is 10 ft away from them.

Ducklings are outrageously cute

Heady company on Bookshop.org, lol

Oh shit, don't tell them about this Etsy shop

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I love it, it says Tuesday then links to an article that says something about Thursday

LOL, I am wearing a pea coat at this very moment

Beautiful.

These people sell bullshit in water.

An unaired bit from 60 Minute… now he also wants to put rooms on top? Is he gonna build Trump Tower White House?

You did it!

Sounds like this man's wife needs to stop ogling people's crotches in the locker room and the problem will be solved.

I’m proud of these but also DYING over your things, are they your own pattern?

I’m sorry about your friend. Here is a great blue heron imitating a raven

LOL, these are the same instructions people get about moose or bison

LOOOOOOL

I printed up flyers of this and pasted them all around his neighborhood in DC

And yet.

LOL, “thousands” protest.

I get more of this vibe:

Yes, but look: the molesties!

As thanks, enjoy this photo of a hawk that hangs out at Stanford enjoying a drink with dinner. We’ve named him Howard.

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