Bhavinho
@bhavinho
Arsenal Football Club. Pizza. Basketball. Baseball. Bourbon. Books. 90’s hip-hop enthusiast. Used to be @bhavinho_ at the other place.
How big was the “catering cart” and did he need a fucking oxygen tank like the guy from Ocean’s Eleven
The disappointment on my face when I looked up and realized this wasn’t THE Charlie Murphy
“Hi, we talked a few months ago about a position at [redacted] and, while they decided to go in a different direction, circumstances have changed and they’d like to bring you in.” Me:
This is seriously so weird. The talent is mid - that’s a good thing! It’s just not at the level of top European, South American and African sides. It’s okay to admit that! There are good players on the team, guys who play for solid mid-table sides in their league, but not a single one is elite.
Amazon seems to think I have cholesterol issues, which is both creepy and inaccurate. I’ve had two full check-up physicals in the last six months (one annual, one for a new job) with no issues. This is weird.
And then it went back to Kearny overnight, where they promptly sent it back to Jersey City? What in the actual fuck is happening? This package cleared customs on the 21st.
If I’m reading this correctly, my package arrived in Kearny, near my home. Then they sent it to Jersey City, further from my home. Then they sent it back to Kearny, who proceeded to send it back to Jersey City? I hope they’re getting some OT out of this game of hot potato.
When you go to order two football shirts and realize the import duties cost as much as a shirt. Thanks Biden.
One of my biggest pet peeves with larger business laptops…center the fucking touchpad.
It honestly took me a few seconds to realize this wasn’t referring to The Simpsons.
I am extremely concerned about guacamole that costs 80 cents. And is somehow cheaper than nacho cheese sauce.
Even my dog knows they never should’ve trusted a guy called fucking Mundungus.
The Dodgers didn’t “crack” the system, they did what everyone wants their team to do. The only thing to fix is the billionaires crying poverty.
Literally the only positive thing right now is that the windchill is not below 0.