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B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· 6d

I went to Downtown Clowntown and everyone knew you

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· 23d

Day 3 of having solar panels

Newspaper clipping with headline "Old Man Yells at Cloud" with picture of Grandpa Simpson yelling at cloud

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· 27d

If I am elected, our county's public transit will only take 30 hours to go 30 miles instead of the typical 2 days

Route options from a map app showing a trip that would take 37 minutes by car, 11 hours by foot, 3 hours by bike, or 2 days by public transit.

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· 28d

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Jul 6

I don't need a notice about it Spam folder, I'm well aware what I am

The subject of a spam email that says "Failure Notice"

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Jul 2

I don't think the 250 year old outhouse labeled the "Liberty Rest Stop" is making the statement they wanted to make about the US at this July 4th mall decoration.

A local haunted house level set decoration of an outhouse with a sign that reads "Liberty rest stop, occupied since 1776"

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Jun 25

Can't wait for the article like this next week

New York Times headline reading, "C.I.A. Says It Has Found No Link Between Itself and Crack Trade"

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Jun 6

Every time I see a Tesla with the branding removed I think of this scene.

Scene from the Simpsons, Homer is in a bank talking with a banker.

Banker: "The bank is going to take your house."
Homer: "Well, good luck finding it because I'm gonna take the numbers off tonight."
Banker: Well, we'll look for the house with no numbers"

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· May 27

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Crew hosting a fundraiser with the caption "And next year we'll lose even more!"

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Mar 4

"You will find true love on flag day"-ass fortune

A fortune cookie fortune that says "August will bring you peace and tranquility."

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Feb 8

They named a street after my solo album of bass covers

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Feb 2

I faintly hear someone inside saying, "Listen Brenda, I've changed"

Picture of the door for an "Adult Changing Room"

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Feb 1

The iguanas have fallen

Graphic showing temperatures in Miami FL showing 39 degrees Fahrenheit, high of 52, low of 36

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Sep 30

The most patriotic of all condiments

A ketchup dispenser with Sam Eagle from the Muppets on it.

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Aug 23

Wish my mom bought me a Jon Favreau action figure when I was a kid so I wouldn't have to go to antique stores looking for one

Iron Man 3 branded Happy Hogan and Iron Man action figures in box

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Aug 14

The daintiest

Black chihuahua mix showing off her dainty front paws

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Aug 13

Cagney always needs to be in the highest spot to have the best vantage point, which when I'm sitting on the couch tends to be my shoulder/neck/head area.

Black Chihuahua mix sitting on the back of a couch

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Aug 9

Real estate agents should only use AI to put a picture of the outside of the house on the TV inside the house

Exterior of a house from a house listing

Interior of the same house with a picture of the exterior photoshopped on the TV

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Jul 24

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Jul 9

Think 30 days will be enough or should I just go with blocking "mechahitler" forever?

Screenshot of the Bluesky "add muted words and tags" interface with "mechahitler" in the text box and 30 days selected

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Jul 7

This letter has information enclosed, because that is how letters work

A yellow important looking envelope with "INFORMATION ENCLOSED" written on it

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Jun 30

Dinner is served @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social @jadeskarlettdragon.bsky.social

Post from ‪Gef the Toking Mongoose that reads‬
"manic pixie dream sandwich"

Above a post from ‪Skarlett J, turbo slut extraordinaire‬ that reads
"Sexual bagel bites"

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Jun 30

It's not a case of the Mondays Sharon, I'm trying to disassociate.

An animatronic brachiosaurus with a thousand yard stare looking off camera

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· May 16

Is "Get fun facts, tips, tricks, and more on your lock screen" toggled? or the choose apps under it

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· May 15

It's that time of year where if something outdoors doesn't get done by 10:30, it doesn't get done.

A weather forecast for running that goes from green at 9 AM and 10 AM to red at 11 AM

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Mar 11

Pensive

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Dec 25

This is why you need to get your news from a trusted source

Screen grab from the website isitchristmas.today. It says, "is it christmas today? Yes!"

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Nov 16

My "It'll be a nice night to keep the windows open" light came on. It's officially autumn

The low tire pressure light on a car dashboard

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Oct 20

Search your photos for "clouds" and post blobs

Clouds with the sun shining through them. The sun rays beaming down onto a monorail on a track.

B 👻 Hekr@bhekr· Sep 22

the top right corner of the last one is pretty nice on it's own