WATCH MY WIFE'S VIDEO ABOUT CHARLI XCX OR THE BRAT GETS IT

"I hear he enjoys collecting COINS!"

I'm always screaming this, personally

everyone loves choose your own adventure projects as indie developers until you look at a choose your own adventure dev's notes and its just

thank you, chiitan

I take this heavy as shit cast-iron Contraption Doohickey into the bathroom closet with my dead tapeworm-baby, I pass out from exertion before I can even write something ominous and thematic or think about doing self-mutilation

"what do you mean they cancelled the sidecar class?"

rules so hard that one of our main sources for the evolution of fencing in the 1600s is a guy so misogynistic that there was a play written in JAMES "TERRIFIED OF THE PUSSY" I'S ENGLAND calling him out for it

oh.... oh oh nooooooo... I'm gonna have to read this for this antizyganist media essay aren't I.. I hate this, I hate this so much

every one of these covers is more iconic than the last, I love to be a member of the kinda median ethnicity that ricardo montalban was going for in wrath of khan

you will never be a cunty sci fi space gypsy you will never be a cunty sci fi space gypsy you will never be a cunty sci fi space gypsy YOU WILL NEVER BE A CUNTY SCI FI SPACE GYP-

one of the many reasons to love crusader kings 3 is that it's the only game where you can be Assigned Dark Woke At Birth

Re-reading game of thrones for the first time since I was ten, was not expecting to relate deeply to viserys for one fleeting moment. ADHD (beggar) King

"you can't just rehash tired hetero gender war oh I'm so quirky and my girl is so sweet bits for cheap heat just cause you're a butch lesbian" okay true, but also:

Small domino: George RR Martin gets bored writing down family trees for his characters after roughly the hundred year mark, thinks to himself "well this'll never be relevant" Large domino: millions of dollars now rest on the ability of Ryan Condal to turn this wiki entry into serious drama

Sitting next to my wife on the couch coming up with "Pony Al-Fayed" like

amazing that one of the few people to witness the start of what may turn out to be world war three in person was Dennis Quaid, of Jaws 3-D fame

IMAGINE if you will, some outlandish scenario where these american writers start perpetuating an erroneous belief that jewish people were actually *from* eastern europe which STILL persists to this da-

🎶I AM DROWNING THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME HAND IN UNLOVEABLE HAND🎶

Gendo Ikari's interior designer like "yeah boss just got finished on your office, real evil and Jewish like you asked"

Posting Low Rez Blonde Dev Patel to psychically torture @djangofetts.bsky.social specifically

"you can't let people see this result, that's horrifying"

hi yes I'd like to report a case of spousal abuse

This is a man named Baz, I'm sorry he just is

You see the main problem with my Spotify wrapped is that I'm fully just a boomer

I'd like to thank Spotify for still sending me updates on the horrible EP I released when I was 18, like the slave whispering in Caesar's ear that he too will die

Could estrogen have saved her? (No)

A story of evil, in pictures

Gizwold Acquired

there's only one man I trust to recover the french crown jewels right now