Robert
@biggojibear
“First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity* Artist•Cook•Sister Act and Godzilla’s biggest fan 🙏🏽🦖 *sometimes NSFW*
Sometimes you have to lie to your coworkers about why you can’t cover a shift and that’s okay. Sometimes you deserve to have 2 days off in a row!
Marvel Rivals Devs are some of the horniest people on the planet, what do you mean this skin with full bulge is a real thing?
I would fold immediately if they remastered SSX Tricky. Fuck I don’t even need them to remaster it, just put it on PlayStation +
All this to say, American healthcare is a fucking joke, and I have high blood pressure
No one decided to tell me that this little guy has the saddest fucking backstory, and let me ball my eyes out over him?! (Also props to Mikaela Hoover for her voice acting, she really made me cry over a child emoting loss and regret)
Thanks to my Splenda daddy @hotchico.bsky.social for getting me LeafGreen 😌😂 but fr this is honestly so fun to be replaying this again Featuring my Kaiju themed play-through
Day 13: Favorite Black Mage character Vivi my beloved, you were my first favorite character of the entire franchise, a “9” year old with an existential crisis. He made me fall in love with magic and fantasy, and tragic characters. He just wanted to be a child 😭
Day 12: Favorite White Mage character I’m actually just starting my FF4 pixel remaster playthrough, so I am just learning more about Rosa and Porom, but Aerith will always be iconic. Is she a pure White Mage? Who’s to say but she’s like the embodiment of Holy Magic
Day 11: Favorite Dragoon character Freya searching for her lost love only to find out that he’d completely forgotten himself and her 😭
Day 10: Favorite Job/Class I love love love a battle mage style job class. I love that middle ground a red mage offers giving you both the spell and the sword. Plus Square designs for Red Mages are always so fucking cunty.
Day 9: Favorite Battle System FFTA, This was my first ever tactics style game, and again I loved how simple yet impactful the game is. The FFTactics evolution with the use of judges was a nice way to make a simple game more challenging without over complicating it