Mainly..

So this is what Mrs P has been up to the last two weeks! It’s for our granddaughter, and I think she might just like it. Not quite finished, but am very proud of her and this creation.

This Kuenssberg? *see alt text for more.

Alt text alert!

#ENGvFRA

She’s here!

He He He Mrs blinking P!

Also, the response from the hotel we were staying at when I requested a 50th birthday surprise for Mrs P.

“Is that the place Nigel?” “Yep, you’re going to get proper reamed! Happy Birthday Ann”.

“Ah were a right mucky fucker me, took three lads on in front of everyone on one of the floats in’t Love Parade!”

“Just hurry up you twat! Daddy says you’re to be the VAR tonight!”

“..and another thing! tell that Rupert that I never touched his daughter at that party! It was Rees-Mogg!”

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image.

Wasn’t he involved in some sort of scandal? Maybe it’s a trilogy he’s writing? Working title? ‘The Misplaced Carrot on the Snowman’

FFS

“Another three million if you want me to put it in my mouth”.

Roll on tonight/tomorrow, when it’s supposed to be ten degrees cooler, I can finally get round to some outside chores then.

Two genuine arse hairs.

Super Nonce gets yet another freebie.

NEVER MATE! It’s all Butlers fault innit?

Back home from holiday and already missing this place

Shagging this? Would need to be a seventy ninth date or later?

Short fingers, short eyes.