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✨️Depreche Mode✨️@bigsadfattie· 16d

Recession indicator: just had an unskippable ad for a robot dog toy that looked like something straight out of the early 2000s

A screenshot of a Google image search for robot dog toy showing multiple early 2000s looking robot dog toys with LED eyes and waggable tails

✨️Depreche Mode✨️@bigsadfattie· Feb 17

I had a nightmare

Teen comix no fear one fear meme.
Panel 1 shows a person wearing a t shirt that says "No fear"
Panel 2 shows a second person wearing a t shirt that says "Emerald Fennell could remake Lolita"
Panel 3 shows the first person wearing a t shirt that says "One fear"

✨️Depreche Mode✨️@bigsadfattie· Dec 25

A screen capture from A Muppets' Christmas Carol where Ebenezer Scrooge gives a large chunk of cheese to some mice who live in a wall. Through the middle is a from soft style text that says MEESES CHEESED.

✨️Depreche Mode✨️@bigsadfattie· Nov 26

Both from the archive, because I never seem to take ass pics?

A fat, white femme poses in a mirror. They are in a state of partial undress. Her hair is in a long braid down her back. She is wearing a pink, stripy crop top and ginormous knickers that Bridget Jones would be proud of. The knickers are riding up her quite sizeable arse to accentuate how biteable her cheeks look.

A fat, white femme is semi nude. Their body is turned away from the camera so that you can only see their back and the comically tiny black panties she has on. Her hair falls to the middle of her back in a tangle of loose, brunette waves. Her body is soft and grabbable.

✨️Depreche Mode✨️@bigsadfattie· Nov 24

No, but I feel so hot in this new crop top, and I have no one to peel it off me and worship my tits

A fat, white femme poses in front of a mirror with a squiggly blue frame. Her hair is in a half up half down situation of wild, brunette curls. She's leaning forward towards the mirror. The slutty little black top she's wearing makes her tits look juicy. Her hard nipples are visible through the fabric.

The same top lifted up to expose cleavage. You can see the curve of hips and softness of stomach that make her look grabbable in the best way.

✨️Depreche Mode✨️@bigsadfattie· Nov 21

"We love Sam Altman" "It's so important for us to be championing genAI" "Agents won't replace you, they help you" "Why check jira when copilot can do it for you" "Let copilot read your emails and respond for you" "GenAI is such an amazing tool that will help you become the best employee you can be"

José Mourinho removing his headset in disgust

✨️Depreche Mode✨️@bigsadfattie· Aug 14

I should probably take more ass pics, right? This is another from the archives

A fat white woman stands, posing in a mirror. Her tiny pale blue shorts are barely covering her juicy butt cheeks.

✨️Depreche Mode✨️@bigsadfattie· Aug 14

From the archives, because apparently I do not take ass pics very often? (Excuse the messy room pls)

A fat, white woman posing in a mirror. She's topless. Her back is to the mirror, showing off how much her juicy ass has eaten her tiny knickers. What is visible of the room is a mess because she'd just gotten in from a long day of work and grocery shopping but that is irrelevant because her body looks like the kind of soft and grabbable that sonnets are written about.

✨️Depreche Mode✨️@bigsadfattie· Jun 27

Excuse the messy mirror, but God damn do I look hot

A fat, white woman wearing a black mesh and lace body suit. She has dark hair with messy curls. Her large, heavy tits are threatening to escape the confines of the peekaboo bra cups.

✨️Depreche Mode✨️@bigsadfattie· May 15

The way work changed DEI to "Inclusion and Opportunity" and on Global Accessibility Awareness Day, they're running a mandatory session about how to work with boomers because it's so hard for boomers to deal with young people... this is an early careers only session