billiecat
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"I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken." Oliver Cromwell, letter to the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland on 3 August 1650
Inspector Puffpants should have a crossover with Señor Pantolenes Mullidos, the private investigator from south of the border, who has gone undercover to bust a Squirrel catnip smuggler.
I know that look. It's the "I tolerate you but don't ever try to pet me" look. Myla is a master at it.
Marshallmellow, on the other hand, is a complete himbo. I have never had a cat who was both so beautiful and so funny. If he were a person he'd be Jennifer Lawrence.
In most of our photos of Max (who passed away in December at 18 years) he is being just the sweet, loving boy he was, but there are a few, like this one where he is possessed by an alien life form, where he is a goofy dude.
Everything this doofus says and does shows how unqualified he is, right down to his deer-in-the-headlights, bug-eyed meth addict portrait.
I see your chiweenies and raise you this guy, who takes half the bed and pushes me to the couch and *still* has to lie on top of my wife.
I know it's shallow of me, but I still think Vincent Price did it better.
God wants you to pet every cat. This one, though, He wants you to leave your old life and follow.
He looks like Adonis Creed *after* the fight - battle worn, but, still handsome.
Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Welcome back! We missed you! Marshallmellow has been waiting for you desperately, darth!
So sorry for your loss. We can understand how you feel. This guy would greet every visitor, sit by them and just enjoy being around them. He'd hang out with our kids and their friends no matter how loud they got. He just loved people. He passed away in December, and we miss him terribly.