lol I’ve had so much fun and I’m such a stupid piece of shit Cleveland forever, man

Carlos Baerga here watching a presentation, slimming it in his own jersey

They didn’t come out as well. I do love this, though, especially knowing that Doby and Robby were not on speaking terms for most of their later lives

Cleveland is great btw

the pose here...??

My family and I walked to my youngest’s former elementary school next door to watch some really cool city fireworks. Just imagine, we COULD have driven for an hour and been in DC to watch our country unravel

I saw this woman and I’m a little ashamed of how quickly I thought “Anne Halfaway”

Ready for some ground beefin’

behold the modern pervert

are ugly young straights in glasses ok

it'll never be as dramatic as old Twitter but this is a pretty sweet Bluesky #ratio

Teachers are metal as fuck

Is that a good #ratio

When it’s one word, that’s how you know you’re getting the authentic Newyork stuff

Congratulations, Mike Wazowski!

God I love to see the dumbest shit ever thought up about my state and look at the poster and he’s got 31,000 followers which I think translates to roughly 2 million on old Twitter

Walk toward the light! Get free money!

Maui does it right, all their stupid people get one (1) street corner and they can put all their stupid ideas on signs and put the signs on that corner to be ignored

With Bradley Cooper? I mean, I guess, why not

My view of this dominant Mariners prime time TV win

We interviewed our friend @michaelclair.bsky.social about his book last night (you’ll most likely hear it tomorrow), so of course it finally came in the mail today. (I’ve read most of it electronically, you should get it)

“End the night on a FRY note” is right there get your head in the game

A 46-page concurrence

Why no, Gavin, I had no idea you had a book coming out in a few days. Thanks for the warning, though, I'll be careful and not accidentally read it

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