Lyra

@birchasreabit

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Lyra@birchasreabit· 29d

Washing My Bras While I'm At The Gym [FAILED EXPERIMENT]

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 14

from work earlier even though it was 81 degrees out, doing a trash run still seemed better than being on bar during a nightmare rush at least

lyra with a face mask and hair partially covering her eyes

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 13

It's more fun than I remembered :p Def can't take this long on work days though, unless I wanna miss the bus consistently

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 13

I wore the cropped tank this time <3

Lyra in a cropped tank top and not-very-breathable green pants

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 11

Pictured: why I can't go out without a bra (i should delete this probably idk)

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 11

Anyway I still think abt that and this one interaction occasionally

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 11

Hope I don't get pissed off today at the pissing me off factory

lyra in a black shirt

she's a little pissed off ngl

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 10

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 7

I thought it was kind of cool that I happened to line up all red accents today, but I worry a bit that I might be giving off "US Flag"

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 7

I have today off work and i had all these possible plans, and now I'm finding myself predictably choice-paralyzed

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 6

no sabo kid 🙄

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 6

she doesn't gaf 🙄

cat on lyra's lap while a soccer game is on the tv in the background

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 6

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Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 5

Goku colectando energía para la Genkidama

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 5

it's so lovely when I'm going about my day and out of nowhere, there's my friend laura

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 3

was reminded of this one annoying grindr message I took forever ago, and was jumpscared by this while searching my screenshots for it

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 2

Started watching Remember Me (2010) almost as a joke but I kinda need her actually

Robert Pattinson chuckling to himself in a subway car

Robert Pattinson smiling while covered in blood, with a split brow and lip

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 2

I think these trees might be in love with me

lyra with a black t-shirt in front of a tree filled with flowering pink blossoms

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 2

It feels like NetEase's Rivals skins team have this old Letter to the Editor pasted up by their workplace like the Simpsons "Do It For Her" poster

Dear Marvel,
I just saw your issue of MARVEL SWIMSUIT SPECIAL 1994. It was very cool because it was 50/50 male/female. For once, someone was fair! It's usually 98% female.

I am a black female, late 20s. I want to see Thor NUDE! The Dan Panosian/Tom Smith picture didn't do him justice (in fact, 60% of all Thor pictures don't do hom justice). THOR is *truly* a *godsend*! Please draw him much more handsome and NUDE in next year's issue! Thank you!

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jul 2

Thinking abt Communion stirred up an old memory of reading this short story by Roald Dahl as a kid, abt a priest whose dyslexia somehow evolves from sheer stress, making him say words backwards midsentence without realizing

Cover of "The Vicar of Nibbleswicke" by Roald Dahl

And it is clear now that sometime during that horrible night something must have gone *click* in his brain and stirred up in some way vestiges of the old dyslexia that was lying there dormant, because the next morning when he got up he was suffering, although he did not know it himself at the time, from a very peculiar illness. It wasn’t dyslexia but it was clearly related in some way to those old dyslexic problems. The way it affected him was as follows:

He would be talking to somebody and suddenly his mind would subconsciously pick out the most significant word in the sentence and reverse it. By that I mean he would automatically spell the word backwards and speak it in that way without even noticing what he had done. For example, trap became part, drab became bard, God became dog, spirit became tirips and so on. I repeat that he was not aware
of what he was doing and therefore he never thought to correct himself.

"My dear Miss Twerp!” cried the Reverend Lee. “I am your newrotsap ! My name is Eel, Robert Eel.”

A small black and white dog appeared between MissPrewt’s legs and began to growl. The Reverend Lee bent down and smiled at the dog. “Good god,” he said. “Good little god.”

“Are you mad?” shouted Miss Prewt . “Who are you and what do you want?”

“I am Eel, Miss Twerp!” cried the vicar, extending his hand. “I am the new rotsap , the newraciv of Nibbleswicke ! Dog help me!”

Miss Prewt slammed the door in his face.

Matters came to a head on the following Saturday when the Reverend Lee met a small group of women who he was supposed to be preparing for their First Communion.

“The only thing I’m not sure about,” said Mrs. Purgativa, “is whether you are supposed actually to *drink* the wine when the chalice is offered to you. If so, how much should one drink? What I mean is, should it be a good gulp or just a little sip?”

“Dear lady,” cried the vicar, “you must never plug it! If everyone were to plug it the cup would be empty after about four goes and the rest of them wouldn’t get any at all! What you must do is pis. Pis gently. All of you, all the way along the rail must pis, pis, pis. Do you understand what I mean?"

Lyra@birchasreabit· Jun 25

it's getting hot and i finally shaved my legs and i found these fishnets I'd misplaced for a while so I'm hopefully gonna be in shorts every chance i get for a bit