It would seem Bari Weiss is hedging the wrong bets

So the House is Texas Two-Stepping out to vacation so they can’t be bullied by the stain-faced pedo? #ReleaseTheEpateinFiles

Sometimes my dog is so damned sweet, it breaks my heart. Other times, he’s a really obnoxious crackhead

Sometimes I just don’t have the patience

He loves rides. Especially w going to the dog park to see his people

Of Mice And Men

Canadian bathroom graffiti in Thunder Bay

Done and done

I’m not really the instigating type, but this is how I cut my grilled cheese sandwiches (this one has roast beef and pickles on it. It was delicious)

My arm might be a little numb but it’s ok—there’s hardly a a better feeling than to be worthy of a snoozing dog’s trust

Sometimes, I just need to take a deep breath and look at something that I know will make my heart relax. It’s usually my dog

Honestly, I’d just settle for someone who can pass a civics exam with 90% accuracy and hasn’t been mentioned thousands of times in his best child-raping friend’s blackmail journal

This is my most favorite review:

Damned shame. I hope people do this #StopICE

Awww! So cute! Here’s mine

Thanks @merriam-webster.com Now everyone knows not to mess with me 😜

I would like to thank autocorrect for making my response to the scammer even more unhinged than it was and for allowing me to lean into that unhingedness

Lou says hi

She never responded back after that last. I guess we’re not birds of a feather

Sunset at the park

This is his “how could you go on vacation without me?” face

What a freaking timeline

Wow. Is Duolingo trying to flirt with me and/or inspire me to arms?

Oh, good. At least the 5G in my body is now internet-related instead of Five Guys or 5 guys

LFG