Bismuth
@bismuthsr
Yet Another Speedrun YouTuber
I struggled more with the blues, might be a screen thing, or maybe I'm just bad and my eyes are old
I was featured in the Red Bulletin, Red Bull's gaming magazine! Two pages of the magazine are dedicated to Super Mario Bros. and my endeavour as a speedrun educator. Plus the cover is actually playable! www.instagram.com/reels/DX5FA9...
TIL Mark Carney has an elite prospects page as a goalie and he's never been scored on in his life
1h21m is a bit longer than my typical long videos but MTPO (1h04m) averages 33%, Zelda 1 (1h08m) 35.5% over nearly 2m views, DK64 TAS (55m) also 35.5%, DK64 101% p3 (1h) is at 38%, but Celeste is at 26.9% despite super high engagement. Same number of comments as videos with 4x the views
Of course that's just the popularity of one search term (speedrun) but it doesn't really look like a decline, more like it's no longer growing but still at its peak since 2020
I got an incredible amount of positive comments, especially relatively to the view count, and yet it is completely tanking. When you compare it to videos of mine from the past 5 years, it's right around the mark of the bottom 5, out of 28. If I could compare further back, it would be even bleaker.
I gotta admit it feels really disheartening to be putting out what feels like my best content ever and to have it flop hard numbers-wise. I don't know what I did to anger the algorithm gods but I've been feeling doomed to get lower and lower performing videos over the past two years.
I haven't really paid much attention these days, I wonder what's going on in the worl- alright back to bed
My parents have this little box of mixed dice and it feels like a puzzle perfectly designed to annoy me
I never noticed this before but dude this boat is headed straight for disaster
Please help me out here! I've got this nook that looks a bit empty... What would you do with this space?
YouTube's new AI summary feature is so gross. You can bypass a YouTube video and instead get a lifeless facsimile of the information presented within it. On top of facilitating intellectual laziness, it actively discourages people from engaging with the content and its creator.
Boil some chicken breasts, cut them up with forks into bite-sized chunks, spread some mayo on the inside of the sandwich (optional but imo makes it way better), heat up the gravy, then simply make the chicken sandwich, cover with a generous amount of hot gravy, and garnish with canned green peas.
I second the hot chicken sandwich, you might have trouble finding these outside of Québec grocery stores but if you can, get this sauce (or another brand). The recipe is also very simple.
Rose tinted glasses are so powerful that someone posted this comment on, of all things, Dreamscape by 009 Sound System and thousands of people agreed