BitterOldPunk
@bitteroldpunk
I could tell you but I’d have to bore you. Fan of tuna noodle casserole and ugly music. Alabamian lucky enough to live on Vancouver Island. I talk too much about tabletop role-playing games.
I had to take a screenie because they turned quote posts off to prevent people from doing this: Go fuck yourself. Be crass, be vulgar, be loud, be unafraid to speak however whenever and to whom ever. Be free, be loud. Offend people. “be nice and be respectful” is terrible advice right now.
this is the best chocolate milk I’ve ever had. Does pouring it from a glass bottle make it better? Fuck yeah it does. But even if it were in a carton, it’d still be the best chocolate milk
The current Pope is named after Leo the Great, the guy who in 452 met Attila at the gates of Rome and persuaded the Huns not to invade. Pretty badass. Raphael made fan fic about it.
I was going to go back to bed for a bit but didn’t have the heart to disturb The World’s Most Comfortable Cat
PRO TIP: lounge in such a way as to expose your belly to the afternoon sun
Most interesting thing that happened at a pickleball court last week: two raccoons fucking this week: