Biollante
@bivouacchillin
He/Him Proud owner of a Casio F-91W
Muntjac Deer are highly invasive in the UK, particularly southern England. I'm not entirely sure why anyone would think they'd be a good fit for the ecosystem. Why would you look at this guy and think "oh he needs to be in Kent"
Odysseus coming home to a bunch of guys in these shirts hanging out in his living room
Unlike most water birds, cormorant feathers are not waterproof, so they dry them by sitting with their wings out
This seagull is named Lottie because she ate part of my chicken and waffle lunch
Grass Snakes are so cool. No nonsense, just a pure default snake. Bro is literally just 🐍
Commentary: Erling Haaland has been an absolute monster this world cup. A goal machine. Truly one of the most dominant players in the world today Erling Haaland:
The inside of an Alligator Snapping Turtle's mouth is camouflaged except for a pink vermiform tongue. It will wait with its mouth open while wriggling the tongue until prey investigates closer. It then snaps its mouth shut with 1,872 N of force, killing most prey instantly
Best part of Beneath the Planet of the Apes is when they go to the ape onsen
Blanket Octopi have a really weird reproductive strategy where the male rips his own penis off and presents it to a female. She will hold onto it for a while and when she feels like it, she'll use the penis to fertilize herself.
Surviving the heat wave by aiming this tiny fan at my face as I send emails
I have so many photos of James Gandolfini that my phone thinks he's my dad