Is this real? it is the sort of thing I expect to see in GnomeMart in Private Eye.

Is it just my sense of humour or is this funny? A tempting reward on The European Correspondent newsletter.

On our local FB group. Needs no comment from me.

I tried to access the winknews link and got this message. I am in the UK. I have never seen this before. Can anyone explain?

Perhaps this explains it:

Seems an appropriate misspelling.

This may be old hat, but worth reiterating.

Yet another potential corporate stitch-up, this time by veterinary groups in the UK. The petition can be found at c.org/8BNv46VWqK

And this bit.

A good day for sawing logs. Now I can stand back and say “I did that!”. I wonder if Netanyahu says the same when he looks at Gaza.

Not a bad place to walk the dog!

No real comment needed.

This is genius.

A poem for today.

Keeping well “cydrated” this Christmas! For the cognoscenti among you it is Hecks single variety “Slack-ma-Girdle” cider.

Who needs spruce when you have leylandii and string?

Amazing how large a rhubarb plant can get in 12 years!