Tony “Björkchop” Hastie 🏳️🌈
@bjorkchop
Puyallup, WA I’m what would happen if Cam from Modern Family, Andy and April from Parks & Recreation, Jack Black, and Miriam Margolyes had a baby together
Look at this. His name is Molesley Pumpernickel Hastie. I bought this with money. Like I just gave money to someone and they gave this to me 🤪
He really does follow me everywhere and I honestly love it 🥰
We tried Jollibee for the first time this evening and it was actually really good! We both had their chicken tenders and the spaghetti with hotdogs 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Is it weird that I look forward to cleaning off Molesley’s eye goobies every morning? 🤪
Today I made the INCREDIBLY STUPID mistake of eating two good sized pieces of mango habanero beef jerky (which was delicious) and now my butthole is literally a lava tube 🔥🌋🔥🌋🔥🌋🔥🌋🔥🌋
Molesley already weighs TWENTY FIVE POUNDS!!!! My baby boy is getting SO BIG!!! 🤯😵💫
I’ve waiting my whole life for moments like this 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Little Molesley is enjoying his FIRST BEEF PENIS!!! That’s right! My son LOVES cock just like his daddies!
While playing with dad’s hoodie, Molesley also wanted to show you his VERY special pink toe bean 🥰
Molesley is enjoying a few carrots and blueberries and I’m REALLY enjoying this zero sugar Sprite with tea!