Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙

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J.D.; Sex/Kink - geekery & coaching; healthcare policy; dirty $ in politics; motorbikes; yoga. ADHD & depression, living, learning. Poly & queery. I do all my own stunts. She/Her • Douglass Commonwealth. I block folks who post AI slop

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Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· 11d

And now he’s climbed into my lap again. Velcro cat lately.

A tuxedo cat sits on the lap of a woman who is wearing a pink dress

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· 11d

This old man is 17 today. HBD, my little Rex. 16.5 of those years have been a soft pampered life, after his rough alley cat beginnings

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· 16d

This little guy. So smol. But such a snore!

A tuxedo cat is curled up on an ivory blanket. His front paw is in his face and his hind paws are curled around his face and front paw

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· 17d

This bee was so happy. Unfortunately he was so happy that the photo is a little blurry

Closeup of a thistle flower in some grass. There’s a bumblebee on it, but it’s a little blurry

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Jul 13

There is a better way (Seen in a museum in Stockholm last summer)

A bathroom door with international symbols for woman, man, a symbol that’s half the woman symbol and half the man symbol, wheelchair, and baby

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Jul 10

New hair, who ‘dis?

A selfie taken in the car, of a woman with dark hair, short bangs, and a purple dress

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Jul 8

Cries in changed careers

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Jul 7

My latest spam voicemail I know it says “low confidence”, but I really can’t tell what the hell its getting at. Anyway, enjoy the laugh

Transcript (low confidence)
If you, you know, I like when I'm used to spend them, the special wine, just into our question, what's the point representative?

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Jul 1

Happy Birthday, Mr. Zip! postalmuseum.si.edu/collections/...

A black and white drawing of a stylized postal carrier, with the caption Mr. ZIP

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Jun 30

From WHAT to WHEN? You can’t convince me that this isn’t intended to torture the residents of DC (NCR is National Capital Region, for those of you who don’t live here)

[AlertDC] NORAD will conduct routine live exercises over the
NCR between 6/30 - 7/2 from
12AM to 5:30AM. Expect low flying aircraft, and loud noises....

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Jun 23

This is Rex aka: Rex-o Rexasaurus Rex Rexie Roo Bunnehfeets Old Man Buddy Who’s The Baby

A tuxedo cat perches in a window and sticks his face in the camera causing a fisheye perspective

A tuxedo cat sits at the edge of the bathtub, looking gregarious. A green puffer fish soap dispenser is in the corner

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Jun 7

Well, this just happened. Yeah, that was a shelf full of glasses and coffee mugs. I opened up the cabinet and they all fell on me. So. Much. Glass and porcelain. Everywhere.

Picture of the inside of a cabinet. There are plates and bowls stacked on the lower shelf. The middle shelf is empty, leaning towards the front of the shelf

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· May 30

I love Porchfest so much. Coming back from metro I caught a very loud band. Headed over to Lyman’s, saw the end of Des Demonas set. Until next year, Porchfest!

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· May 30

Achievement unlocked!

A brown paper bag with “A Smith Bowman Distillery” printed on it

A selfie of a brunette on a train. She has short bangs, and is wearing a black tank top

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· May 28

Unedited, but I think it gets the point across. I wish I had gotten some of his mid-concert speech

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· May 26

Made a pelican friend

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· May 22

Cat tax:

A tuxedo cat’s face in close up. He has mighty whiskers

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· May 22

Post your comfort album

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· May 14

He likes to sleep on my laptop case

A tuxedo cat with a sleepy face sits on a purple and pink rectangle of fabric

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· May 2

Go, Marcel! My own Tuxie is so cute! I’ve had smart cats. Really smart cats. Rex is so very cute.

A tuxedo cat gives a blank stare as he sits in a cat bed on a chair

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· May 2

Okay, WTF is up with my peonies not blooming? They’re in full bloom all across the city, and mine are still tiny buds Also, I saw these amazing irises today:

Darkest purple irises, with frilly edges

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Apr 27

That’s a really good one! No, mine is shy little guy who was literally found in an alley. Would never have made it on the streets. But he’s always dressed to impress

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Apr 16

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Apr 8

I took a momentary break from work. This absolute loaf of an old man immediately settled on my shoulder. Now he’s asleep so I’m trapped. I don’t make the rules!

A tuxedo cat sleeps on the shoulder of a person in a sage-colored shirt. Only the human’s chin is visible

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Apr 8

My first iris bloomed yesterday. It’s always a monumentous occasion at my house, this

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Apr 4

How your email finds me

A tuxedo cat lays across a person’s chest. Only the person’s eyes are showing

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Mar 27

Yellow Gadsen flag that reads “I'M WHITE AND AFRAID OF EVERYTHING”

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Mar 19

Rex and I wish you thank you and goodnight

A tuxedo cat is in front of a brunette woman, partially obscuring her face

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Mar 13

When you get a 5:45am call to teach the 6:45am yoga class, but then it comes out that you’re actually a witch:

Copy of an email that reads:

“Hi Michelle, Susan will be summoning my class this morning. Thank you!
Sent from my iPhone”

Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙@blackeyed-susie· Mar 12

It was 80+ degrees yesterday. My car had a thin coating of yellow pollen. It was too hot to sleep, and I wasn’t about to install the window AC unit Today? Ouch! The whiplash, it hurts!