Blake Feldman
@blakefeldman
Leave it better than you found it.
Diabolical food storage placement of rotisserie chicken on top of eggs
Completely self inflicted, by the dumbest people, who absolutely deserve whatever follows.
Redbreast 12 year in a glass engraved with my cat's face on it #caturday
Josh Hart starring in a sci Fi thriller titled "the thumb strikes back." 👍🏽🎈🪢
If we want to defeat fascism, send all kids to a summer camp where the staff break room looks like this.
Me, trying to be a good husband, listening to my wife talk about the grocery shopping.
Just saw ducks going under the water for fish. Then the seagulls came to steal. Then the eagle came and got the biggest fish. Flew direct over my head and landed on the railing.
#caturday everyone knows I am obsessed- my neighbor got me a glass with this guy's face on it