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BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· 24d

social sciences aren't real, but from the left-of-center

a bad post:

economics is akin to science as numerology is akin to mathematics you fuckwit

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· 24d

Drill Sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket" walking down an aisle surrounded by recruits standing by their bunks. He's talking at them.

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· 24d

i like how i'm having this poignant conversation, and the body i just chucked off a ledge is still there

bond and greenway talking on a railing in "007 first light". the body i just chucked off the edge is in the corner below them.

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· 25d

early 2000s pop media were obsessed with uvulas

the uvula of a dinosaur in "star fox adventures"

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· 26d

they made a movie about the mario game

Odyssey showing

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jul 14

i saw the most evil combination of words on /r/nba

"kevin spacey was on bill maher's podcast recently"

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jul 11

Coco showing

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jul 10

ok i'm putting sports on the shelf where the politics accounts can't reach

a post:

The thing is, doing sports like Norway (focused on fun, companionship, team spirit) rather than the US (focused on intensity, suffering, competition, which individual is "best") isn't just healthier & more pro-social, it produces *better athletes*.

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jul 9

kathy hochul trending along with four AEW (all-elite wrestling) topics

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jul 5

this is my united states of america

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed on "X" @AbdulElSayed
Replying to @gayguycandleco

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jul 5

robert altman at the movies

Nashville showing

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jul 5

funny moment here. the trash collector got out on the right side of the vehicle, and i thought "huh i wondered why they positioned it so the driver side was opposite the side bond is on". then i saw him get in on the right and start driving. silly me!

a garbage truck in "first light" that bond commandeered

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jul 4

reading a collection of abraham lincoln writings and speeches. the last sentences of this letter from 1855 he wrote to george robertson read like a bluesky post.

You are not a friend of slavery in the abstract. In that speech you spoke of the (italics) "the peaceful extinction of slavery" (end italics) and used other expressions indicating your belief that the thing was, at some time, to have an end. Since then we have had thirty six years of experience has demonstrated, I think, that there is no peaceful extinction of slavery in prospect for us. The signal failure of Henry Clay, and other good and great man, in 1849, to effect any thing in favor of gradual emancipation in Kentucky, together with a thousand other signs, extinguishes that hope utterly. On the question of liberty, as a principle, we are not what we have been. When we were the political slaves of King George, and wanted to be free, we called the maxim that "all men are created equal" a self-evident truth; but now when we have grown fat, and have lost all dread of being slaves ourselves, we have become so greed to be (italics) masters (end italics) that we we all call the same maxim "A self-evident lie" The fourth of July has not quite dwindled away; it is still a great day — (italics) for burning fire-crackers!!! (end italics)

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jul 3

meme where a guy is digging on top really fast despite only seeing dirt

guy below all sad and he quit digging despite being right about to hit diamonds

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jul 1

YouTube video in my recommended feed

"Every Time Mr. Krabs Sweats or is Sweaty Compilation"

The thumbnail image is a sad Mr. Krabs shaking Patrick Star's hand in the Krusty Krab kitchen. Patrick has this funny smile.

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 29

peak seo headline

Headline from Polygon:

"Toy Story 5 is the most vital film of the 21st century"

Line beneath it:

"This is so much more than a 'phones bad' movie"

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 28

pointing at the screen as i recognize the reference

Bond in "First Light" looking at a poster for an "upcoming solo concert with a world-renowned Czechoslovakian cellist"

Bond says: "Saw her in Bratislava once. Mozart's 40th in G Minor."

The joke is this is "The Living Daylights"

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 27

they made james mccloud into big boss

A hologram of James McCloud (a fox wearing aviator sunglasses)

Text reads:

"Reportedly, James felt that leading a small, nimble unit capable of emergency response — and unbeholden to military bureaucracy — would allow him to serve the Lylat System more effectively. He recruited his best friend Peppy Hare as co-owner of Star Fox, then later completed the roster by recruiting Pigma Dengar, also formerly of the Defense Force."

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 26

bluesky trending

1. yuri day
2. mamdani

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 26

i love sports fans

a comment on /r/wnba

"If she doesn't make all-star somehow I'm gonna storm the capitol"

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 25

give me a break

First lines of Wikipedia page "Applesauce":

Apple sauce (in American English usually the closed compound applesauce)[1] is a purée (not necessarily served as a true sauce)

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 25

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 22

i cannot believe this is real this is happening

Adolescence of Utena showing

No seriously it's Adolescence of Utena at a movie theater in Lincoln Nebraska

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 22

Dune: Part Three (2026)

Olimar standing arms crossed with a bunch of red, yellow, and blue Pikmin behind him

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 21

i love fake video game consoles so much

despite the fact that it is 2026 the fake video game console in "first light" uses wired controllers and appears to use big cartridges for games. it's sort like a nintendo 64? but it's light gray.

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 21

heaven

several cans of mixed and other assorted vegetables in "first light"

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 21

canned beans!!!!

a can of beans sitting on a shelf in "first light"

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 21

the name's valjean, jean valjean

james bond in "first light" lifting a very large 2x4. it's like jean valjean lifting heavy objects.

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 21

calling moneypenny and asking her what the rules are for tackling a guy as he's taking a leak

james bond in "first light" crouched approaching a man urinating into the ocean

BlindManBaldwin@blindmanbaldwin· Jun 20

pov: player for the golden state valkyries

meme that is a screenshot from "halo: reach" that reads "current objective: survive"