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THIS FUCKER sat and watched me do donuts in the living room* and when I transfered to the recliner I patted my lap and he RAN like he was excited to lay with me... but jumped on the wheelchair instead. HE PREFERS THE WHEELCHAIR OVER ME?! *have to drain the battery before charging

I appreciate you so much! Thank you for donating! ❤️ So this adorable monster follows me around meowing until I get out of the chair and then just as my ass is out, his is in! I love that he loves it.

Thank you so very much for the donation! It's very generous and appreciated! Rory hides from the chair if I'm in it, but the second my tushy gets out of it, he is in it rolling around, wanting attention. LOL

Testing out his new bed. Lol

Yay! I can get into both bedrooms, but the threshold for the front door is a no-go, which means I need a ramp. So for now, I can only leave with help, BUT no more crappy hospital wheelchairs. I've graduated! *whispers* I will need to name her. After my first ride, she let me know. 💪👧

This beast came with a seat belt and zipties. Kinky. 😏

I HAVE A REMOTE CONTROL! I CAN RUN OVER YOU FROM THE OTHER ROOM!

🤭 This is a momentous day! Omg. I'm so nervous to meet him.

IT IS HERE! Ok it's downstairs but it is in the complex and someone has signed for it and I can has when my husband gets off work and I'm so excited I'm typing like I'm talking OMG! 🥹

Thank you for the donation! Much appreciated! 🫶 Have a Hazelnut trying to tell me that I don't need a computer. I have her. (She moves so much it is difficult to take photos!)

Here is the stock picture of the chair! I'm so excited!

You all work fast! Thank you! First up is Rory! (I promise I will track down Hazelnut and politely ask her for a photo.)

Oh no! I hope you start healing quickly my friend. Basket cat will watch over you.

It's Zarine. No, it's Pastelle. Nooo it's Alex! *brow waggle* It's my firm belief that Stella is a Demon Hunter and her cousin Sylvain is a vampire. It would be the building but that's glitchy af at the moment. Octa. It's Octa. Full stop.

More update (?!?!?!) I don't understand these times. I am in so much pain and i don't even know how to fight this.

No need to go anywhere for that 😏

At 2 1/2 Hazelnut finally realized that meows get attention, but she doesn't meow. She squeaks. It is the tinest little squeak and it's the cutest!

This is a terrible picture of me. Not the point. The point is my husband nicknamed me kitten and now I have to sleep in the cone of shame! 👀😆

Last night I had a really bad pain flair and while I was sat in the recliner with my face trying to touch my toes and my arm dangling to the ground, this little guy decided he needed to be baby and curled up in my lap and purred while I cried.

WTF KIND OF CONTRAPTION IS THIS?! IT HAS SPRING LOADED FEET. I COULDN'T GET MY FEET ON THEM!

May your #Caturday be as comfy as this. ❤️

Ultra comfy!

Welp. I have a probable fracture. There is a lot of swelling and bruising, so it is difficult to tell, and he doesn't know if it is a new or old injury, so we have to treat it as if it IS. He is 85% positive though. My soul is tired of being trapped in this broken meat suit.

She opened her mouth and HISSED at me. I gave some treats which must have appeased her because she returned purring. I did ruin the moment by getting the poop but she isn't mad. She is trying to get her belly rubbed. 😆

I temporarily can't play video games with fast button mashing so I'm playing cozy games and Starsand Island was free on the Xbox and I'm surrounding myself with pink Lunar rabbits and watching them hop around my farm. I love them. 💗 (as babies they are so tiny!!!)

No advice wanted or needed, thanks! It's much less swollen, and we did the feeling check to make sure the nerve damage isn't hiding a break. I felt all. I can hold it and manipulate it with minimal pain, so I'm not going in. Just elevating and ice. I do not think I'm having a charcot flair.

All the stress I am under, and all the pain my body is currently in, I see this happy little face, and I feel a bit better.

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@myapocalypses.bsky.social OMG I CAN'T DECIDE! LOL 🤭 I 💜 them both. So you have to decide which one.