Blonde Matthew
@blondematthew
The only tour guide in Melbourne.
When I wished for an Australian run of "Oh, Mary!" this isn't what I meant.
When Pauline Hanson comes to my city I'm always there to fight against her racist vitriol.
I've never lived in a place this well insulated before. It's 7°C outside and I still haven't put my heater on this week.
Whenever there's ugly shit shared from a furniture shop's account there'll be people in the comments sincerely saying J*sh and M*tt would love it.
Scientist friend needed a figure representing an Australian landscape with some specific features for her report, so I turned her note into an illustration.
I took photos of the Ditch The Witch truck because I thought it was in bad taste but I decided not to post it at the time because I didn't want to give it more exposure than it deserves, but now that it's a news story I figure you can have a look. It's really weird.
Hot air balloons are always huge and close and then you take a photo and they're tiny specks of confetti.
Been playing Pokopia. Trying not to become addicted to water, in case it takes hold of me and I resent its absence.
Funny when instagram accidentally adds clarity to my local MP's post.
Friend is having farewell drinks, they're about to move to Sydney. I've made a card so they don't forget Melbourne (they will).
Bulgaria is getting pretty good at preventing israel from winning