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Jeremy

@bluelightj

Union factory worker, Phishhead, lemonade enthusiast, someone’s dad; always happy to heart your pro-Phillies skeet

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Jeremy@bluelightj· 19d

I made this fast #heretheycome

Distracted Boyfriend meme but the boyfriend is LeBron and the new girl is Maxey and the old girl is a dollar sign

Jeremy@bluelightj· 22d

Screenshot of the Spotify app (I know, I know) playing “Home At Last” by Steely Dan, from 1977’s Aja

Jeremy@bluelightj· 28d

Rise of Skywalker meme with Poe (Oscar Isaacs) saying “SOMEHOW MANCHILD RETURNED”

Jeremy@bluelightj· 29d

The Comprehensive Land Use Plan from the skeet above but with Pikachu superimposed over the yellow and red map areas

Jeremy@bluelightj· Jul 5

Lyrics for Red House by Jimi Hendrix; highlighted is the closing phrase “‘Cause if my baby don’t love me no more, I know her sister will”

Jeremy@bluelightj· Jun 17

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you

Rhythm & Blues is an American sitcom television series, created by Jordan Moffet, that aired on NBC for five weeks from September 24 to October 22, 1992, with an additional leftover episode airing on February 12, 1993. Rhythm & Blues stars Roger Kabler as Bobby Soul, a white man who gets hired on a black radio station after being initially mistaken to be a black man.

Jeremy@bluelightj· May 29

Ned Ryerson (Stephen Tobolowsky) is smiling at Phil Connors (Bill Murray) in Groundhog Day (Ramis, 1993). A speech bubble indicates Ned is speaking the quoted skeet

Jeremy@bluelightj· May 19

May Nineteen (no we got nothing in common) (no we can’t talk at all)

Me (I am extremely handsome) wearing a shirt I had made - it’s grey; the front says “SHAPELY BODY” and the back says “STEELY DAN T SHIRT” (I of course am also wearing a grey Philadelphia Phillies cap)

Jeremy@bluelightj· May 10

Happy Mother’s Day. Maggie Cadabby and Cookie Monster’s Mommy are the two hottest Muppets. I will most likely not be taking questions on this.

Maggie Cadabby is a fairy godmother with pink fur, pink and purple hair, teal jacket, purple top and purple wings

Cookie Monster’s Mommy looks like Cookie Monster with a blue ponytailed wig and purple eyeshadow. Here she is wearing a pink top and turquoise necklace

Jeremy@bluelightj· May 8

Spike Lee looking like somebody’s aunt

Jeremy@bluelightj· May 4

Zoot, Muppet saxophonist for the Electric Mayhem, is speaking the quoted skeet to Nigel, the “square” Muppet Show bandleader

Jeremy@bluelightj· May 1

The Drake bad/good meme but Drake’s face is replaced by David Byrne. David is rejecting “All white men have had a Nazi phase” in favor of “Years ago, I was an angry young man/And I’d pretend that I was a billboard”

Jeremy@bluelightj· Apr 29

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Bart in a redcap sitting on a school bus next to Martin, who says “That’s me. I’m just as unpopular with the ladies as I am with the chaps.”

Jeremy@bluelightj· Apr 27

Local minor league team unveiling Steely Dan crossover merch, it’s a 44-year-old’s dream

Lehigh Valley ItonPigs unveil their merchandise for their 2026 alternate identity, the Squonks. Hats and shirts are olive green and black with a crying, pig-like squonk character over the outline of Pennsylvania.

The squonk is a mythical creature that is reputed to live in the hemlock forests of northern Pennsylvania in the United States. The squonk is of a very retiring disposition, generally traveling about at twilight and dusk. Because of its misfitting skin, which is covered with warts and moles, it is always unhappy ... Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly. When cornered and escape seems impossible, or when surprised and frightened, it may even dissolve itself in tears. The "squonk's tears" are referenced on Steely Dan's 1974 track Any Major Dude Will Tell You.

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs are a Minor League Baseball team of the International League (IL) and the Triple-A affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies.

Jeremy@bluelightj· Apr 26

Had my first Hoagie Dom today and I am so happy

I’m holding this Hoagie Dom sandwich and I’m so happy

**CUTLET POMODORINI - Hoagie Dom crispy chicken cutlet, garlic 'n herb aioli, crumbled sharp provolone, arugula, marinated roasted pomodorini tomatoes, shaved Grana Padano, Calabrian oregano, finished with a drizzle of that liquid gold Extra Virgin Olive Oil from @olioflaminio; all on a crusty seeded roll

Jeremy@bluelightj· Apr 24

Wait until we see the fallout between Rusty and Indy, the Afghan Hound

Bluey’s friend Indy Afghan Hound, she’s a hippie

Jeremy@bluelightj· Apr 24

Mom & Dad’s

Mostly round pizza with spicy cup pepperoni and extra cheese on a blue cutting board

Jeremy@bluelightj· Apr 24

Pizza Friday. This one’s for the kid.

Cheese pizza on a blue cutting board. I think it looks nice, so imagine what you think a nice cheese pizza looks like

Jeremy@bluelightj· Apr 23

Still an atheist but sometimes I have my doubts :-)

An email from Hoagie Dom which reads:

Congrats! You have successfully signed up for Hoagie Dom #032 @ Bardot Cafe, this Sunday Aprile 26th 2026 featuring CUTLET POMODORINI

Jeremy@bluelightj· Apr 19

Steve Harvey stands on the set of Family Feud. His grayish-purple suit, while handsome, is more subdued than usual, though I like the choice of a teal tie against the plum shirt. Steve’s face is confused and/or frustrated. A speech bubble indicates he is speaking the quoted skeet.

Jeremy@bluelightj· Apr 9

In Allentown PA, home of the Lehigh Valley Phantoms, I can offer you a fully functional Peeps zamboni

Jeremy@bluelightj· Apr 7

Trolley problem meme but there’s only one track and it’s full of people the whole way down the line and the trolley’s running over all of them and the man has no switch and the text reads “You can only watch”

Jeremy@bluelightj· Apr 4

Petition to replace the Easter bunny

Bugs Bunny in drag, with a blonde wig, blue beret, pink top, fake tits, a blue skirt, and red open-toed heels, holding books and a green parasol

Jeremy@bluelightj· Mar 26

Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Dan Aykroyd in character from Trading Places (1983), smiling and leaning on a taxi cab. A speech bubble indicates Aykroyd is speaking the quoted skeet

Jeremy@bluelightj· Mar 25

Two fictional characters from different universes you want to see fight

Count von Count, from Sesame Street

Count Chocula, the undead cereal purveyor

Jeremy@bluelightj· Mar 24

Chris Evans as Steve Rogers in Joe’s Whedon’s avengers, pointing and about to say something

Jeremy@bluelightj· Mar 22

An r/DanielTigerConspiracy post from u/CrazyJoeDav0la reads:
How sentient is Trolley?
Is it automated with a primitive Al system? Simply programmed to follow directions, and directed to have the illusion of personality?
Or does it have a soul? And he lives in a silent hell, just moving people around when told, ignored until someone needs a ride. No personal connections.
Unable to end it's own existence, so it just follows directions. Those "ding dings" just screams for mercy.

Jeremy@bluelightj· Mar 21

A Boy and His Blob (1989)

A screenshot from the NES game A Boy and his Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia (1989) features an 8-bit rendering of a boy and a white snowman-like blob on a street in front of a blue house, with a city skyline across the river in the background. The display indicates the Licorice Jellybeans have been selected from the inventory, and the boy has 5 lives remaining.

Jeremy@bluelightj· Mar 19

We have them a couple times a month, best at-home taco experience for my buck

A photo of the box for Old El Paso Bold Stand ‘N Stuff Nacho Cheese Taco Shells, 5.4 ounce features a beef taco in the widened shell with cheese, tomato, and lettuce. The box also informs you the “Shells STAND UP!” and are gluten free

Jeremy@bluelightj· Mar 19

Once again,

Wuher, bartender at Mos Eisley cantina, tells Luke and Obi-Wan “Your droids - they’ll have to wait outside. We don’t want them here.” Wuher is wearing a Phillies cap