BlueMonkeyBoy
@bluemonkeyboy
Lefty Dem. The chubby kid in high school who lost weight and became a male stripper. Now just a quirky, funny guy with a sarcastic edge living with a chronic autoimmune, neuromuscular disease. Musicals, movies, books, Joe Jackson, Bette Midler
josh hawley? gay? nah, man, look at the passionate way he kisses his wife. you can just SMELL the testosterone (hers, that is)
she's not running for his seat but she will try to bid on his "special" wardrobe....
In a first world country you wouldn't have to flee to Cancun in the winter because your own state's power grid can't handle the pressure
his staff is currently watching this movie and furiously scribbling notes....
so I hear melania's next "film" is going to be a light-hearted romp shot entirely at the Reflecting Pool.
next he'll be blaming it on the Creature from the Black Lagoon and his army of renegade sea-monkeys....
I never knew who my father was, so each Father's Day I choose one. This year I'm going with actor turned author Thomas Tryon, whose first novel was the runaway bestseller "The Other", which is still one of the best slow burn mystery/psychological thrillers ever. Happy Father's Day!
i think that was the same phrase they used to describe the cocktail dancers at Mar-a-Blobbo
he postponed the trip because he found out the Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate woman isn't real....
“Most presidents’ skill set begins to fade as they age; Trump has got such a limited toolkit that it’s putting him over the edge.”
today is trump's birthday. in honor of the occasion, dead flowers will be left at the grave of his actual birth mother in that small, abandoned cemetery in Italy....
this is from the tangerine twatwaffle's birthday last year. I'm thinking of making it my Christmas Card this year.
The Qockpit Quartet have announced they have declined to appear at trumpfest 250
just waiting for the trump regime to triumphantly announce they've booked lindsey graham's garage band....
This just in.... Phineas and the Ferbtones have declined performing at Freedom 250, as they have to wash their platypus that night.....
remember when trump leaked lindsey grahams personal phone number during the 2015 debates, and lindsey posted youtube videos of him destroying his phone, rather than just get a new phone number? That, my friends, is the very definition of "Drama Queen"
maybe trump is getting dancing lessons from sean spicer pre-trip? I mean, he can only get so far with the double-jacking-dicks dance move.
who wants to bet that their UFO files contain pictures of Alf, Marvin the Martian, and Agent Mulder?
I dunno every time I see a picture of fetterman I'm reminded of that troll Harry Potter killed in the bathroom....