This fucking kitty cat thinks he has the nicest house on the street. I got news for you buddy, your yard looks like shit and you might want to check Angie's list for a housekeeper you messy asshole.

I like this artist rendering much better.

This fucking kitty cat thinks he can sleep during the world cup as long as the USMNT or Argentina isn't on TV...dumb kitty...he's watching Brazil bigger than shit...

This fucking kitty cat thinks he is a lion...

This fucking kitty cat knows he better sleep with his kitty cat off-brand nerf foam dart super blaster because the game is always on...

This fucking kitty cat is watching "Walking Dead" and thinks he can kill walkers more fucking efficiently than Rick.

This fucking satanic cat...

This fucking kitty cat thinks he is the best roblox player in this fucking house....

This fucking kitty cat thinks he can kiss my wife and I won't take a fucking picture of it and post it for all the world to see that he's a fucking whore kitty...who's the fucking idiot now kitty cat?

This fucking kitty cat thinks Survivor season 33 is the fucking best pre-new era season of the show. This fucking kitty cat has obviously not seen fucking season 37 or 38. Fucking know it all fucking kitty cats....

This fucking kitty cat thinks he can wear my daughter's fucking Mary Jane's. Fucking news flash kitty cat: Those fucking Mary Jane's are size 7 and you are a fucking size 5!

This fucking kitty cat thinks every other fucking ginger on the fucking planet is part of the fucking ginger kitty cat club. I got fucking news for him...

This fucking kitty cat thinks he can just flop his fucking kitty cat self down and take a fucking kitty nap whenever and on whomever the fuck he fucking pleases...

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This fucking kitty cat is waiting to knock down my fucking wild cherry Pepsi I bought on rollback from Walmart.

He is so deserving of this accolade. Fucking prick, I hate him.

Anyone who would do that must not know that there is no god.