Mama has had chicks and it pretty much confirms they are nesting right outside our apartment - I will kill for them

Anxiety-filled WRESTLING queer

not surprised Dan doesn’t care about his feet

I have no mouth and I must scream

The one year old in an hour

You got this big dog. Only the sheriff can handle it, no one else!

CPS is on the way

I like to add some citrus wedges (preferably oranges) into the pan. Also make sure you get good root beer ie cane sugar not corn syrup.

Got it done with the homie Bill

Oh snap a friend just sent this

Since Erik brought this thread up, I very recently encountered this lol

Here’s a good sampler - if you like these then trust me

We’ve hit the time of year in Portland to reap what fall/winter sowed

*cue that jingle they would play on the Price is Right when someone biffed it*

LIGHT THE APARTMENT

“Just put me down now brother”

Oh wait lol