Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦

@bob-case

Dime Store Philosopher; Flawed Human; Quixotic Fantast; Democratic Socialist 🇨🇦 Coffee Flows Through My Veins #MentalHealth - #BDII #BPD #ADHD Blocked By Some. Muted By Others. Tolerated By Most. Matthew 25:40 Matthew 7:1-3 Acts 2:44-45 1 Timothy 6:10

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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· 21d

You've been murdered. Who do you want on your case?

Brain [L] and Penny [R] from Inspector Gadget.

Brain is looking at Penny questionly whilst she shrugs, smiling.

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jul 4

"Heeeeere's Elfy!" #InfoWarsElf

The infamous 'Heeeeere's Johnny' scene from "The Shining", but the InfoWars Elf's face replacing Jack's as he sticks his face through a hole in a door.

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jul 4

#InfoWarsElf

(An edited image from "The Muppet Movie")

A small "Wild West"-looking town.
A car and green truck are in the foreground, halfway out of frame.
A graffiti covered bus can be seen in the background.
A group of men are scrambling towards the car and truck as a giant InfoWars Elf bursts through the roof of the building behind them.

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jul 4

#InfoWarsElf

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jul 4

#InfoWarsElf #Avengers

"Avengers: Endgame" poster with the InfoWars Elf added to the team.

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jul 4

The InfoWars Elf burts through a hole in a WWE ring behind Kane, who is looking down at it.

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jul 4

Happy Independence Day, United States! (reposted with Alt text)

The InfoWars Elf as a giant, standing over an exploding, fiery White House, is shooting red laser beams out of his eyes, assisting the alien ship from Independence Day in blowing up The White House.

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jul 4

The Infamous Upside-Down Spider-Man kiss...
... only Spider-Man is replaced by The InfoWars Elf.

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jul 4

The InfoWars Elf neck deep in a green, slime covered Reflecting Pool.

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jul 4

Post a random picture or everything will go wrong in July.

A red toothbrush (L) says (in a thought bubble): I HATE MY JOB

An angry roll of toilet paper (R) says: OH PLEASE (underlined)

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jul 3

I've got this weird quirk: I get obsessed with a game/show (eg. #TheGoodPlace, #LOST, #SWTOR), and I play/watch it over & over (like a li'l kid 🫣); sometimes to the point that I have to put it away for awhile or I ruin it for myself. #TedLasso might be the new one. I'll try to rewatch only once. 😅

Lois Griffin sits at the kitchen table.
There are photographs in a frame on the wall behind her to her left.

She is frazzled, staring intently at a bottle of pills on the counter across the room, wanting - but knowing that she shouldn't.

Lois is labelled "ME"
The pill bottle has a "Ted Lasso" promo picture on its label.

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jul 3

Quoteskeet with a gif of your fav pokemon! (wrong answers only)

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jul 1

About me 💚💙🩶 Age: 49 Pronouns: He/Him Location: London, Ontario 🇨🇦 Shoe: 8.5 Sign: Capricorn Sexuality: Straight Taken: Weird Middle-Aged Bachelor 😅 Fave food: (MY) Meatloaf Smoke: 🫣 Tattoos: None Piercings: 2 sleepers in left lobe Fav Color: Green DMs: Ask first, please Music: ALL over the place

Me, wearing a lucha mask.

It is shiny dark green with black trim around the eyes and mouth, and crazy black hair sticking up.
There are holes through which you can see my eyes, trimmed with silver.
The mouth is not open, instead meant to look like a mouth bearing silver, sharp fangs.

I have long hair in this picture, it was taken so long ago.

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 28

I booked a 6 1/2* show, think you can book five stars? 5starbooker.com/s/5i6MCPrJ54v PERFECT CARD (S++) - 98.7 pts Show total: 32* / 35* . PPV Flow 100%

6 1/2* avg per match

LIVE FROM GRUGAHALLE - ESSEN, NORDRHEIN-
WESTFALEN, DEUTSCHLAND CARD VARIETY BONUS: +1/4*
FOR WOMEN'S MATCH
+ TAG TEAM MATCH

PERFECT CARD (S++) - 98.7 pts
Show total: 32* / 35* . PPV Flow 100%

5 STAR BOOKER

6 1/2*
PERFECT CARD
MODE . STATS

LIVE FROM GRUGAHALLE . ESSEN, NORDRHEIN-WESTFALEN, DEUTSCHLAND

*******
Ricky Steamboat * def. Terry Funk *
Main Event

******
Akira Hokuto def. lo Shirai
Semi-Main

*******
Kazuchika Okada * def. Bryan Danielson *
Match 3 . Historic moment: American Dragon Meets The Rainmaker

******
The Motor City Machine Guns def. The Briscoes
Match 2

***
Eddie Guerrero def. Hiroshi Tanahashi *
Opener

I booked a 61/2* show, think you can book five stars?
https://5starbooker.com/s/5i6MCPrJ54v

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 26

Well, at least they're on top of this issue. It was becoming a PITA; I was worried it was just me. #SWTOR

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 26

I booked a 6 1/2* show, think you can book five stars? 5starbooker.com/s/GUxAkC2d3nX

6 1/2* avg per match

LIVE FROM ARENA MEXICO - MEXICO CITY, CARD VARIETY
DISTRITO FEDERAL, MEXIKO BONUS: +14 FOR
WOMEN'S MATCH
+ TAG TEAM MATCH

MELTZER APPROVED (S+) - 97.8 pts
Show total: 321/4 / 35 . PPV Flow 66%

* 5 STAR BOOKER

6 1/2*
MELTZER APPROVED
MODE . STATS

LIVE FROM ARENA MEXICO · MEXICO CITY, DISTRITO FEDERAL, MEXIKO

*******
Kazuchika Okada * def. Tetsuya Naito *
Main Event . Known rivalry: Kazuchika Okada vs. Tetsuya Naito . Historic moment: Naito Finally Gets There

*******
Eddie Guerrero def. AJ Styles
Semi-Main

******
The Motor City Machine Guns def. FTR
Match 3 . FTR, the Observer's Tag Team of the Year, working your show.

******
Hikaru Shida def. lo Shirai
Match 2

*******
Steve Austin def. Kurt Angle
Opener . Historic moment: The Milk Truck

I booked a 61/2* show, think you can book five stars?
https://5starbooker.com/s/GUxAkC2d3nX

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 25

I booked a 6★ show, think you can book five stars? 6★ · FIVE-STAR CLASSIC 5starbooker.com 🤼

6*
FIVE-STAR CLASSIC
MODE · STATS
LIVE FROM MAKUHARI MESSE INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE HALL 3 · CHIBA, JAPAN

******
Bret Hart * def. Sting *
Main Event . Stipulation: Submission

*****
Rhio def. Tam Nakano
Semi-Main

******
FTR def. America's Most Wanted
Match 3

******
Shinsuke Nakamura def. Eddie Kingston
Match 2

******
Kurt Angle * def. Fenix
Opener

I booked a 6* show, think you can book five stars?
https://5starbooker.com/s/U5cyPKnExtT

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 21

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 20

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 20

Post a comic cover you love

DC THE DEATH OF
SUPERMAN [stylised in Superman font]

DAN The picture on the right hand side shows Lois Lane
JURGENS sobbing, holding a bleeding, broken... and frickin' dead
----------- Superman in her arms, amongst a smoking pile of rubble.
JERRY
ORDWAY A piece of wood sticks out of the pile, attached to which
---------- is Superman's cape, mostly shredded, blowing in the
LOUISE wind.
SIMONSON
-------------
ROGER
STERN
---------
JON
BOGDANOVE
-------------
TOM
GRUMMETT
-------------
JACKSON
GUICE
--------
BRETT
BREEDING
------------
RICK
BURCHETT
-------------
DOUG
HAZLEWOOD
-------------
DENNIS
JANKE
--------
DENIS
RODIER

$9.95 USA $15.50 CA
1781569 698970
ISBN 1-56389-097-6

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 17

#SWTOR

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 14

At first I was really trying not to be judgemental, and thinking "Okay... they're just "eccentric". Still... it's a bit much, really." Then: "Oh, maybe it's the groomers around the corner?" I was close! I should've taken a picture of the rear window with the URL... but here it is: doggoden.ca

A car dressed up to look like an animal.
(It seems as though the right ear is falling apart. 😬)
At first, I wasn't sure what animal that it's supposed to be...
A cat blepping?
A happy dog?
A small eared bunny?

(The blue spot is me covering the license plate)

The side view of the car.
On the windows is written:

DOGGO DEN TAXI
Daycare

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 13

I stopped looking at bonus crates in MMOs because, most of the time, you have to pay real $ to open them. Not so in #SWTOR, apparently. So, I opened ALL of the stuff that I'd never checked and... BY THE HAMMER OF THOR! SO, SO much good stuff... FOR FREE! Behold my newest armour*:

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 12

A better Superman than Dean Cain.

Nic Cage sporting Christopher Reeve's Superman suit, in a pre-production photo for the never realised "Superman Lives"

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 9

Happy Bill & Ted Day to All Who Celebrate!

Bill S. Prestion, Esq., and Ted "Theodore" Logan standing in front of a phone booth.
They have huge smiles on their faces as they say:
[captioned] 69, DUDES!

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 3

Post an album you've listened to 100 times

A shot of the Statue of Liberty in the background, and a line of hydro poles.

At the top is written:
Counting Crows Across A Wire Live from New York 8.12.97 & 11.6.97

On the right hand side:
counting crows
ACROSS A WIRE
liveinNewYorkCity

[in smaller letters]
COUNTING CROWS
ACROSS
A
WIRE

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 2

Self-Loathing

by

Bob

WARNING:
may contain depression, intrusive thoughts, and death ideation

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 1

Awww, I'm happy for him; 5 days back from rehab for cocaine addiction, and he's really turning it around. 😅 Hopefully this means I won't have any more incidents with him. 🤣

A screenshot from the wrestling simulator EWR

"Extreme Warfare Revenge : Incident

Incident Report # 1

Kenny Omega has announced that he has found
religion and is a changed man!"

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦@bob-case· Jun 1

Definitely don't buy two or more for personal use. If, however, you're starting an Argument Clinic....