Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)

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Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· 21d

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· 23d

Trump: "Imma walk out there." Crowd:

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Jul 6

They also did this for 3 others besides Cristiano Ronaldo... - Nicolas Otamendi (Argentina) - Moises Caicedo (Ecuador) - Tarek Salman (Qatar) Seems there's a precedent here.

Graphic showing players that had red card suspensions deferred to allow for them to play at the World Cup:
- Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal) 2 match ban suspended
- Nicolas Otamendi (Argentina) 1 match ban not carried over
- Moises Caicedo (Ecuador) 1 match ban not carried over
- Tarek Salman (Qatar) 2 match ban deferred from World Cup (most likely to be served during the Asian Cup)
- Folarin Balogun (US) y'all know this by now...

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Jun 29

Somewhere, a tree exists just to create oxygen for you.

You owe that tree a fucking apology.

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Jun 21

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Jun 20

Agreed..they can do this:

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Jun 18

Picture 1 - a goose saying "How did the last peace agreement signed at Versailles turn out?"

Picture 2 - a goose chasing a person saying "HOW DID THAT TURN OUT?!"

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Jun 18

The moment your hometown club gets mentioned at the World Cup:

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Jun 17

Great header by Wissa to level it right at the whistle. This man (who sadly is not there yet) would have approved..

Lumumba Vea with the DR Congo supporters.

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Jun 14

Curaçao: 7-1 vs Germany..ouch Brazil:

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Jun 14

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Jun 12

So, for better or worse, I'm ready for tonight's US-Paraguay match...

BonanzaCat rocking a US training kit from some point before 2016 (noted by the old crest).

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Jun 6

It's probably gonna be along these lines and way frostier than any welcome Reggie ever got..

Josh Hart of the Knicks letting Reggie Miller know what Knicks fans were chanting at him.

"I think they said 'fuck you'..."

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Jun 5

Messed around on 82-0. Did I do well?

82-0 team drafted on 82-0.com:
PG - Dave Bing (Pistons 70s)
SG - Richie Guerin (Knicks 60s)
SF - LeBron James (Cavs 2000s)
PF - Elvin Hayes (Rockets 70s)
C - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Bucks 70s)

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Jun 1

The Eggplant Wizard from the NES game Kid Icarus.

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· May 31

Only 67 here. Did make a list called "AI Haters" so I got that going for me. Think they mighta gotten a tad salty about this:

Pic of Mon Mothma from "Return Of The Jedi" with the caption "Many fish died to produce that shitty image"

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· May 30

BREAKING: The Be Sharps have announced they're not participating at Freedom 250

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· May 25

Checking the roster values of the Relegation playoffs and it's damning statement about the 25-26 season went for the now relegated Wolfsburg. Expect a fire sale for the ages at the Volkswagen Arena this summer.

VfL Wolfsburg's roster value:
€234.6 mil

SC Paderborn 07's roster value:
€40.58 mil

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· May 25

Also, as if these playoffs aren't normally chaotic affairs in their own right, the DFB/DFL decided to up the ante...

Confirmation that Felix Zwayer is going to be the ref in this Relegation playoff 2nd leg.

Chaos factor now boosted to 11.

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· May 23

Mallorca sadly isn't safe. Head to head is the first tiebreaker and Levante has that on them.

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· May 16

This is the SG pettiness I live for. RW Erfurt ultras leave the *Gasteblock* at Carl Zeiss Jena unoccupied outside of this tifo:

Visitors section for the Carl Zeiss Jena-Rot Weiss Erfurt match on the final matchday in the Regionalliga Nord-Ost (German 4th tier).

RW Erfurt ultras letting Jena know they're #1 in their hearts....

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· May 15

I have this running in my head right now...

Scene from "History Of The World Part One" during the Spanish Inquisition.

Mel Brooks singing "The Inquisition, let's begin!"

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· May 10

We're gonna get ABSOLUTE CHAOS for the Relegation battle in the Bundesliga Live look at the table with Heidenheim up 3-1 on Köln late...

Relegation Zone for the 25-26 Bundesliga season.

16. Wolfsburg 6-8-19 -26 GD 26pts
17. Heidenheim 6-8-19 -29 GD 26pts
18. FC St Pauli 6-8-19 -29 GD 26pts

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· May 2

Schalke seals their return to the Bundesliga with a 1-0 win over Dusseldorf. As a BVB supporter, I normally despise these guys, but it seemed really weird without the Revierderby on the fixture list. Now it's finally back.

Schalke 1 - 0 Dusseldorf (FT)
Victory clinches Schalke's promotion from the 2.Bundesliga to the Bundesliga next season.

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Apr 30

Garber: claims he got hacked and didn't make the "liar liar" comment. SoccerSky:

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Apr 28

Bold choice by Ol Flo here. Let's see how it plays out. Guess the Invincibles run Benfica is on got his attention, but I think Flo forgot to check the Liga Portugal table....

Liga Portugal standings.
Mourinho's Benfica are 22W-9D-0L, yet are 7 points adrift of leaders Porto.

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Apr 22

The best description of playoff OT hockey is right here:

Jon Bois
(@jon_bois)

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Apr 19

Oh boy, I honestly don't know where I can even start on dissecting that cosmically awful take, so just a little factoid: NJ embraces their love of diners so much that one of the MiLB teams in the state (Somerset Patriots (Yankees AA affiliate)) does an alternate rebrand as the....*Jersey Diners*

Somerset Patriots (Yankees AA affiliate) in alternate rebrand as the Jersey Diners.

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Apr 13

Israel: *freaks out that Hungary is joining the ICC after yeeting Orbán* The rest of the world:

Bonanza Cat (HFD SZN)@bonanzacat· Apr 12