Having very dramatic feelings about wearing pants

I’ve maybe written a paragraph. I’m applying for a job that is basically a promotion and yet I still find it so difficult to write a cover letter saying what I do and why I’m the best fit for the job 🙃🙃🙃

Grant me the strength to write this cover letter 🙌

The treadmill and I are mortal enemies

I didn’t wanna work out today

Quote and defend your BUTT card

Oh hey, didn’t see ya there. Can you call me a good boy?

She did it again youtu.be/oQfWa3WQXqg?...

Hump me after my work out?

Can you help me with my stretches?

I’m such a good boy, you just can’t help but give me your fat cocks on this Friday

I’m like, such a good boy

Like this?

I’m so dog coded

Stinky gym dog

Bark bark

He dragged me to the gym at the busiest time of day and I was *overstimulated*

In the club (gym) like it’s 2006. (I was not in the club in 2006)

Yellow jock to let everyone know I wanna hold it while you piss

New gym, same big sweaty dog

Offering up my hole to any Dads, Daddys, or Sirs for Father’s Day

I have the perfect spot for you to bury that big bone Daddy

Can I have some fat cocks in my face since I was a good boy and went to the gym?

Just a slut getting tested

Time to shower off all the gay camp grim

I need some help in the fitting room

Didn’t make it to the gym today but I did get fucked and bred so I think it’s still a successful hump day 🐶

Call me a good boy? Maybe put your dick in my mouth as a reward for doing cardio? 🥺🐶

Forgot I had this pic till now 😘

I’m a sweaty dog