alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Apr 4 🎶ALL MY SONS… HAVE WAITED FOR SOMEONE TO MOVE…
AND I THANK GOD… THAT WE FINALLY MOVED YOU🎶
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Mar 24 Shout out to the fakest Executive Producer name imaginable #Paradise
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Feb 8 Needless to say, this is my first graders favorite game ever
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Dec 11 This kid is gonna get so drunk
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Nov 25 Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Oct 17 I say this without hesitation, that watching Dave bowl at 12:30 in the afternoon on a workday was the highlight of my life
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Sep 3 Shout out to guys. Guys rule.
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Jul 29 RIP Ryno. We need more baseball players that look like they tried to build their own deck but got too drunk and fucked it up and had to hire a contractor and their wife never let them hear the end of it
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Jul 26 My favorite random card I own
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Jun 24 Why yes I’m a middle aged straight white male, why do you ask?
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Jun 14 showing up to the protest with this sign (everyone groans at my shit)
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Mar 30 Thanks for stoping by, old friend
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Feb 22 Well I sure as shit didn’t get high as fuck on ketamine and wave a chainsaw around, I guess that could be bullet point numero uno
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Feb 13 Bob Barker in Happy Gilmore voice: “The fork is closed, bitch”
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Feb 2 WHY IS A MISTER MELANCHOLY STUFFY IN MY DAUGHTERS BED?!????
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Jan 23 I LOVE seeing this bumper sticker in the wild
alex fritz@boxcarfritz· Nov 16 “Netflix’s chances of ever streaming a Super Bowl are literally flying out of the arena!”
