My friends back in the day used the Jehovah’s Witness website to send people to my door and when I answered I was wearing this shirt

Me when faced with the slightest inconvenience

Also had that shit on

I’m sorry who?

The shares getting highlighted first is pretty emblematic of the general state of our media right now #nzpol

Absolutely absurd double play

You: nah man just play it in e standard tuning it’s cool Me:

That one James tweet

Managers getting genuinely seething mad at baseball mascots will never not be funny. You’re a 50+ year old man and your opp has a big foam head.

When you step on a Lego

Love me ring, love me shire, ‘ate adventure, ‘ate goblins (not racist) simple as

Whatever works I guess

You will not believe this