With apologies to the actual journalists on board

Didn’t realize the Blue Jays tried to have “The Talk” with the ump during the game tonight

Just hanging out in new Biidaasige Park, annoying the locals

Ozzie is over here in case you need him. Or have snacks.

Remember when David Price gifted bathrobes to the team? Absolute goat move from Gausy

One of my fave places. #AGO

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

This is me at the Catch Bar saving spots for people in line

Taking a hint from the Giants to right a wrong

Sun dog lounging

Omg that’s the show Mike Myers based his Simon character on for SNL

name a tv show you're positive no one remembers but you

I spent a day last week on the new Don River public park and waterway expansion in the East Harbour. A beautiful nature space in the heart of the city. Of course now they want to introduce screaming jets to fill the skies, and our ears. (factual info in ALT)

Pretty much every answer I gave was "This question should be publicly asked of accepted, unbiased experts in all related fields, prioritizing the best interests of community members." I mean they already did these studies for a smaller expansion, what did those say again?

To wit:

This is fine

lol, not taking orders from Wally from Dilbert, sorry

Angry goose: why can’t we challenge this? (Chases Vladdy): WHY CANT WE CHALLENGE THIS?

Still can’t believe the US let Biff Tannen get his grubby hands on the sports almanac

Me, finding the Xmas Baileys in the back of the fridge to add to my iced coffee

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Arden Zwelling does a great impression of a Mii in Wii Sports

Hats off, roof open, balls up #BlueJays

Ghosts (Loose Bodies) In The Machine

#BlueJays

Absolutely relevant:

The US is being dragged kicking and screaming back to its pre-teen years