oh NOW we're cookin

someone should've spent a little less time as a pitchman and a little more time on the pitch, man

My kids go to the neighborhood Philly rec center for camp and I was just handed this permission slip by my nine-year-old. Do I know what it’s for? Absolutely not. Do I know if it’s real? Not my business. Will I sign it? Without hesitation.

perfect headline for many reasons

jesus christ

As-salamu alaykum boys and girls, I'm Tony Kornheiser and I'm Mike Wilbon

they’re calling it “summer’s hottest book”

brother you ever buy a 40 with a buck and get change back?

Philly remains undefeated at bootleg merch

me and my seatmate have silently agreed to create whiparound World Cup coverage on this Amtrak, dudes rock

don't sleep on this actually being even funnier than Trump

go birdş

she‘s here and she’s beautiful

I have a buddy who travels a decent amount and every time he's heading to the airport he stops and picks up a sandwich: he eats half, he saves half for me. It is the ideal male friendship.

nine episodes, all gas no brake, I miss it all the time

“LET FREEDOM RING is closed until further notice” is a little too on-the-nose

would watch a Manning Brothers-esque feed of Fat Joe just doing car dealership inflatable moves like this

this is exactly why the internet was created

if you ever need someone to look unnecessarily pensive during your show, you now know where to look

this is Wilt Chamberlain numbers

when the haters say "I bet you can't do a tufted titmouse"

I wanted to see what kind of audience RFK Jr's podcast has and I expected the numbers to be low but this is incredible

I need to know everything about the person who was so over Christianity that they put their Bible in a Little Free Library

?????

Love this @classypatrick.bsky.social interview with Deli Boys stars Asif Ali and Saagar Shaikh, especially one part www.phillymag.com/news/2026/05...

a new front has launched in the parking wars of Philadelphia: my neighbor is now NAILING HIS CONES INTO THE ASPHALT