Post A perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.

I follow an ARG that's mostly made up of fictional math papers beamed in from another universe. So I printed them out so I could make notes more easily. It's working!

Ruby is skeptical of dutch angles.

Ruby; George

Hey wait a minute

Was it yellow in Boston? Solidarity from Buffalo, which is also yellow

Ok look i just want a cat that will hex my enemies. So far I've got a girlboss who probably has a job as director of marketing or something she hasn't told me about because she doesn't want to pay me rent and a himbo that 8 veterinary techs have proposed marriage to.

Then there's my pilot custom heritage 92 with a broad nib. Light and tough and less easy to clean but it handles the gnarliest inks with grace and wetness without being too broad for everyday use. This is my desert Island pen, it can do anything.

Not sure I can pick just one. First of a list tho would be my Pelikan m205 with a fine nib, usually filled with Diamine Blue Lightning. It's slim and light and a tough little pen, and easy to clean with its screw out collarless nib unit and my love of shimmer

I post a lot of my handwriting, now that you mention it.

"I grew up on a farm and we drank raw milk for generations" No you didn't, you were a little kid and you didn't know what Meemaw used this thing (an old milk boiler) for. 90% of raw milk discourse is just straight up ignorance of a category of women's labor that hasn't existed for a while.

Get in the car, bitches, it's Pride, time to be crimes, do gay

Bluesky Brain comes for us all, even the best of us.

I always have a pink pen as my daily driver. It started with noodlers ahab, it leaked and was replaced with an fpr Himalaya, which also leaked so I dug deep and got a Pelikan m205 in rose quartz, fine nib, which should be able to go the rest of my life without leaks.

Which one of you motherfuckers said out loud "you know what cream soda need? To be more sour." 6/10, needs work

Code Vein is a deeply flawed game that swings for the fences. It's fun and weird! (And for the love of God don't waste money on the dlc)

It's not a very flexy pen, and the feed will not keep up if you push it, it's much more of a soft writer reminiscent of noodlers pens, but finer and a better-quality pen body, and I love pens that write like this.

The Asvine P20 fountain pen is impressive for the cost, but kind of useless if you already own the nearly identical but objectively better Nahvalur Schuylkill. Instead, swap the stock nib with a Majohn flex nib for a few dollars and get a much more exciting ,wet flexy piston pen.

Q: Why aren't kids today buying houses? A:

Sinclair Lore in the wild @sinclairlore.bsky.social @alhazred.bsky.social

I don't use this pen enough, it sparks joy every time I pick it up. The problem is that it handles the most difficult inks with grace and I love difficult inks and so I also need to clean it a lot and I should really just do that more.

Hey cat people, any advice on working with a cat in heat? I am fostering a little sweetie who is getting fixed at the end of the week, but in the meantime this little girl is HornyAF. She's also a cuddler and very attention-seeking. This means I think I'm her boyfriend now?

I've never had cats that really like each other before these two.

Oh don't worry, he knows.

I feel you. I have one of these things, I want 5 more.

The fact that Mead has re-released Trapper Keepers has frankly a lot to do with my sudden and inexplicable burst of productivity. It's whimsical AND a business deduction. I might get two.

Alright motherfuckers, the Short Fucked-Up Book Support Group is in session.

The answer is "Mi Gente" by J Balvin and Willy William and the internet took less than 15 minutes to find it.

So I googled it. Medicine bottle.

I promise I'm not about to descend into the cursed realm of stancilposting, I just need to preserve this absolute gem.