Last night was a bucket list kind of night 🥰❤️ #KellyClarkson

Advice for an aging homosexual… how are we dealing with the knee pain that comes with sitting on a chair like this? Like… what am I supposed to do? Sit like a straight man??? 🤢

She pretended to love me. It was cute.

Fit check for Spider-Man

Me today

The venn disgram of Taylor Swift and DCC has to be so very small… but here we are.

Yes. They lucked out. My brother is out helping coworkers who were less fortunate.

Laughs in inbox 12k+

Someone is a ho for chin scratches.

Me thinking I was straight passing as a kid

There is one very satisfied woman between my legs right now.

Is he…. You know…

Marge is my hype man.

I’m on the second half of book 5 so far.

I thought I’d be more doomer.

every hometown has got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

Watching my vacuum clean tickles the part of my brain that likes order and processes.

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image

We did a gay thing. Two if you count the sign.

I wonder what prison he ended up in.

A freebie second one

Share a movie soundtrack you love. 🎥🎶 Probably a basic elder millennial choice but it’s so damn good.

We got a little closer 😉

If only I were closer 😭

Be jealous of my pin.

This made me lulz

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married) to you?

I hope there are no clowns behind me…

Mongo is not appalled.