Brandon Boyd
@brandoninstl
Now it’s time for me to make my impression felt, So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt. Former #Mizzou hurdler, current Chardonnay drinker. #STL #AllForCity #ChiefsKingdom #Arsenal
You mean to tell me the guy that kisses his wife likes this prefers men???? Well, knock me over with a feather. I had no idea.
Some might think I just became an Arsenal fan. Some would be wrong. Ready to roll. COYG
There’s no IV to replenish fluids for his pneumonia, nor is there a bandage or proof he had any IV. He looks ready to be discharged, so why is he still in the hospital? This photo ain’t real, yall. If he looked this good, he’d be back at home. No hospital gown too.
Don’t you even dare to begin to feel bad about celebrating today. Fuck Lindsey Graham. Rest in piss.
I knew this would happen, so meanwhile I caught a flight to Portugal to avoid it. I did the right thing.
I remember being looked at sideways for asking a bar to turn on the Champions League. I’m no longer the only weirdo obsessed with the game. All are welcome
This is how the Gateway Gooners do it in St. Louis. Still one more championship to get. #Arsenal
The jokes about Jalen Brunson being Proposition Joe on Ozempic is strong.
Anybody who says this isn’t a foul is flat out stupid and wrong. Don’t let your hatred for the future champs of England and Europe blind you. #Arsenal
A lot of basic ass white men just bit their tongues in anger. Get ready for the racist monsoon.