Brass Monkeys
@brassmonkeys
Pro-Eu Lancastrian. Radical Lefty. Anti-Tory. Pissed off with Labour. Abhors Reform. Atheist Republican. Sarcasm, Swearing & Schadenfreude. Enemy of the people. This snowflake's an avalanche.
Once again, Reform are pushing a wilful misinterpretation of how a parliamentary democracy works. The party has the mandate, not it's leader. The last PM to be elected and removed in General Elections was Ted Heath in 1974. Changing PM mid-term is defacto standard practice. Lying Reform bastards.
Nigel Farage claims that his expenses for his time as an MP are 'zero'. They are, in fact, over £167,000 - as his expenses record from the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority shows. I don't know where he's buying his stationery, but he claimed £87 for pens and a stapler!
If only they were this keen to 'investigate' Farage's £5m bung and the laundered cash that found its way to Tice. Standard right-wing tactic where every accusation is a confession.
If Farage loses, he loses to a bloke with a bin on his head. If he wins, he beats a bloke with a bin on his head. Either way, he looks ridiculous. Here's to our Bindependence Day.
"If I lose, I lose to a bloke with a bin on his head. If I win, I beat a bloke with a bin on his head."
Funny, isn't it? When Binface was getting 90 votes in by-elections he was seen as the quirky joke candidate. But now - head to head with the Fag-Ash Fuhrer - he's getting antsy journos saying: "it's just a bloke in a costume, we know who you really are, take off the bin in the name of transparency"
I've been saying for weeks that he looks like someone stuck eyes on a butt plug.
Happy 4th July to all our American readers. Now, sort your shit out.
'morning from Wales. The Mango Mussolini needs a chat with the team responsible for maintaining Llandudno's boating lake.
Trump is *obsessed* with other mens' muscles - he's basically turned into Purple Aki.
The soonest possible date is 15th August 2029. Hope that clears things up for you, you frog-faced skidmark.