BratApfel

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Jasmin Neitzel she / her Community Manager queer, sapphic, gray ace trans woman, stone I talk about kink sometimes TTRPG designer, author, editor, sensitivity reader Leipzig, Germany

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BratApfel@bratapfel· 24d

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Gillian Anderson and Hannah Einbinder in Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma covered in blood in the sweets isle of a gas station, looking at each other saphically.

BratApfel@bratapfel· 29d

It's not friday but this is too good of a spread.

Letterboxd recen activity.
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma with two blood splattered protagonists in a stylized poster, holding hands. five stars and a like
Pillow Fight and Seminary Girls two 19th century shorts about pillow fights without a rating.
Sorority Girl with a menacing girl brandishing a paddle and another leaning against the wall in a pulp novel cover style.

BratApfel@bratapfel· Jul 10

A week where I did not fully enjoy the films I saw but there were lesbians, so that's alright. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

The Menu, three and a half stars
Virginia Wolffs Night and Day, two and a half stars
A voix basse, three stars
The Watermelon Woman. three stars

BratApfel@bratapfel· Jul 5

I don't think I conciously saw that card before. I guess she is a Lizard babysitter and I will be using Teething Wurmlet and the Bairn Ouphes as the troublesome little guys.

BratApfel@bratapfel· Jun 28

Me and Kate riding this weird Slug to Mythic.

Hawkeye, Young Avenger
{3}{R}
Legendary Creature — Human Archer Hero

Reach

If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, instead it deals that much damage plus X, where X is Hawkeye’s power.

“Not bad for a girl with no superpowers, huh?”
—Hawkeye, Kate Bishop

Kate Bishop shooting a bow in traffic

Catharsis
{4}{R/W}{R/W}
Creature — Elemental Incarnation

When this creature enters, if {W}{W} was spent to cast it, create two 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature tokens.

When this creature enters, if {R}{R} was spent to cast it, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn.

Evoke {R/W}{R/W} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it’s sacrificed when it enters.)

3/4

A weird slug creature

Add to Deck
Warleader's Call
{1}{R}{W}
Enchantment

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Whenever a creature you control enters, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent.

While Aurelia mustered the Boros Legion, Kaya and Kellan raced against the clock, desperate to stave off a war the guilds might not survive.

Artwork shows two armies facing of

Add to Deck
Abraded Bluffs
Land — Desert

This land enters tapped.

When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent.

{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

“The wind passing through the grooves makes a strange sort of music here.”
—Pioneer journal of Big Ralph

Arwork shows a desert with flying rocks.

BratApfel@bratapfel· Jun 28

I guess it is time to post top fours.

A letterboxd top 4
Velvet Goldmine
Mad Max - Fury Road
Flashdance
Mädchen in Uniform (1932)

BratApfel@bratapfel· Jun 19

Es gibt Gründe warum die Passage mein liebstes Kino in Leipzig ist.

Poster das für queere Filme im Kontext Hays Code wirbt.
Es wird Children's Hour, Some Like it Hot, Rope und Gilda gezeigt.

BratApfel@bratapfel· Jun 12

Ich bin auf der #Nordcon am Barcosa Stand und habe Spiele dabei. #pnpde

Ein Stand mit Plotbunny Spielen in einem Zelt

BratApfel@bratapfel· Jun 3

Codsworthy

Codsworth, Handy Helper
{2}{W}
Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot

Commanders you control have ward {2}.

{T}: Add {W}{W}. Spend this mana only to cast Aura and/or Equipment spells.

{T}: Attach target Aura or Equipment you control to target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

“Proud to serve!”

2/3

a 50s robot butler

BratApfel@bratapfel· Jun 1

This user is a trans woman, sapphic and ace. Happy Pride!

Loporrit Scout
2G
Creature — Rabbit Scout

Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

“I’ve come to realize that it’s important to put down the book every now and then, and experience some adventures for myself.”

3/2

A rabbit person striking out into nature carrying a lot of luggage and scrolls

BratApfel@bratapfel· Jun 1

It's Pride! Show me your favorite gayasses in Magic!!

Cadira, Caller of the Small
1GW
Legendary Creature — Orc Ranger

Trample

Whenever Cadira deals combat damage to a player, for each token you control, create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.

She roams the border between wilderness and civilization, protecting those who need it most.

3/3

An orc woman helping cute rabbits.

BratApfel@bratapfel· May 26

Es scheint Themenwoche zu sein. Morgen sprechen wir bei BDSM an der Leine über Kink und Literatur und ich bringe Die seligen Jahre der Züchtigung mit. Am Wochenende wird Fräulein Bernburgs Pensionat für junge Damen von @plotbunnygames.bsky.social gespielt. Yay Pensionats-Erzählungen.

Fräulein Bernburgs Pensionat für junge Damen und Die seligen Jahre der Züchtigung nebeneinander auf einem Tisch.

BratApfel@bratapfel· May 26

Every time I draft cube I think about the goblins. Here is a 2/2 that makes 2/2s

Joo Dee, One of Many
1B
Creature — Human Advisor

B, T: Surveil 1. Create a token that’s a copy of this creature, then sacrifice an artifact or creature. Activate only as a sorcery. (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

“Hello! My name is Joo Dee. You’re in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here.”

2/2

A sinister looking woman in a dungeon behind her a row of identical sinister women.

BratApfel@bratapfel· May 23

I know what I am. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Four most recent watches from letterboxd

Mother Mary, five stars, poster shows a woman floating surrounded by red fabric.
Mädchen in Uniform (1958), three stars, posters shows Romy Schneider pressed to Lilli Palmers chest with the uniform pattern and carricatures of girls in the background.
Mona Lisa Smile, four stars, four women looking at something like a paintin in a gallery and wearing 50s cloth.
Primavera, three and a half stars, pictures of venice, a group of women in red, 18th century clothing, Vivaldi looking over a female violin player's shoulder, it is busy.

BratApfel@bratapfel· May 13

Happy Wednesday!! Show me your favourite lands: I could also put five basics, I play a lot of basics.

Horizon of Progress
Land

T, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.

3, T: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

1, T, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Artwork is a japan inspired cyberpunk city

Cactus Preserve
Land — Desert

This land enters tapped.

T: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.

3: Until end of turn, this land becomes an X/X green Plant creature with reach, where X is the greatest mana value among your commanders. It’s still a land.

Artwork is a landscape with tall cacti

Azorius Chancery
Land

This land enters tapped.

When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner’s hand.

T: Add WU.

Artwork is a big building with a vaulted ceiling.

Add to Deck
Sharlayan, Nation of Scholars
Land — Town

This land enters tapped.

T: Add W or U.

“The Sharlayans were the keepers of wisdom both old and new. Their mastery over magic and aether was unsurpassed, and even the Garleans knew to fear them.”
—Minfilia Warde

A port city with a statuary pouring water into the sea.

BratApfel@bratapfel· Apr 24

Uncanny girlhood. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Most recent four films on Letterboxd

Babystar, four stars, poster shows a young influencer taking a selfie
Therese and Isabelle, four stars, sketch of girls holding hands
Thoroughbreds, four and a half stars and a like, two girls in varsity jackets and sunglasses
Disciplile, three and a half stars, faceless puppets

BratApfel@bratapfel· Apr 23

They had it in themed colors too.

Trotzki's leather twink in a red leather uniform in front of an armored train.

BratApfel@bratapfel· Apr 21

Underrated political card, you can just ask "Who has a wrath and wants to cast it for free" in an Archenemy situation or ask for spotremoval and get it for 3 mana.

Extract Brain
XUB
Sorcery

Target opponent chooses X cards from their hand. Look at those cards. You may cast a spell from among them without paying its mana cost.

No thought is as succulent as a secret.

An abstract image if a hand reaching into a brain

BratApfel@bratapfel· Apr 20

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

BratApfel@bratapfel· Apr 19

Devil
Token Creature — Devil

When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.

1/1

A devil in 1920s dress

BratApfel@bratapfel· Apr 15

psst mods are asleep, post your favorite big idiot magic card. Still big and dumb enough!

Craw Wurm
4GG
Creature — Wurm

The most terrifying thing about the Craw Wurm is probably the horrible crashing sound it makes as it speeds through the forest. This noise is so loud it echoes through the trees and seems to come from all directions at once.

6/4

BratApfel@bratapfel· Apr 14

Without downloading any new images, what's your predator type?

A Gibson picture of a woman with a big hat, a menacing smile and a needle between her teeth.

BratApfel@bratapfel· Apr 8

Tapping into a mythology and memory shaped by the specific place but also relating to other people from other diasporas. They got along and shared their respective village storys. Relating by inviting each other to these ephemeral places that no longer exist in this way. 2/