El Pastofarian
@breakingbadpunny
I like to rant about music (mostly reggaeton), sports, politics and sometimes share my zooted musings.
how francisco lindor is gonna be watching this when he wakes up in the morning
this mf looks so much like mushmouth from fat albert… i can never unsee it
bro nearly took a little tumble there… i guess it hasn’t naturally come along for him quite yet
I guess you could say they have Aspirations of a trade… *ba dum tss*
ChatGPT ass shirt lmao… that’s not OG Anunoby, that’s OG idontknowby They’ve got Andre Drummond with a Mikal Bridges jersey on in this AI slop… and I swear that’s Trevor Ariza instead of Josh Hart too 😂 #KnicksSky
i’m listening to the audiobook for prodigy’s autobiography while smoking a bowl, and i just damn near choked on my smoke when i heard this part… that shit was so unnecessary too 😂 context: he’s telling a story about a flight he was on where the landing gear wouldn’t come down (it eventually did)
of all the pictures that exist on the internet of fat joe… this is the one they go with on #jeopardy? i think i speak for all jeopardy/knicks fans when i say that this is absolute blasphemy, @kenjennings.bsky.social lol
they turned the reflecting pool into a chatgpt generated satellite view of the eastern half of the united states
“Alfred Alcaide knew he wanted to be there, front and center, no matter the cost. So he drove down from Washington Heights at one in the morning, armed with a goat onesie, a Dominican Republic flag and a pair of plantains.” lmao… i love de lo mio www.espn.com/nba/story/_/... #KnicksSky #Knicks
hands down my favorite sign from today… two thumbs up lmaooo #KnicksSky #KnicksTape #Knicks
me looking back at this post from 6 months ago when they won the cup, to now like: #KnicksSky
damn, i really would’ve been sitting here like a basket of nerves until 8:30, impatiently waiting for game 6 to start. but thanks to jalen brunson, i don’t need to worry about shit because the new york knicks are nba champions!!! ahahahahah #SummerOfTheKnicks #KnicksSky #Knicks
checking in on mikal bridges at 11 in the morning lmao on the court he may have his ups and his downs, but off the court you know he’s always gonna bring good vibes to any team he’s on protect this man at all costs 😅 #KnicksSky #Knicks
Ayyy… Where are my fellow ‘96 babies at?!?! NEVER LET ANYBODY FORGET THAT IT TOOK A ‘96 BABY TO BRING A NEW YORK KNICKS CHAMPIONSHIP BACK TO NEW YORK!!! WE HERE! #KnicksSky #Knicks
the new nike ad celebrating the title is ICONIC. this team really made me cry grown man tears of joy 🥲 #KnicksSky #Knicks
Method Man spoke it into existence… The power of the Wu should never be underestimated #KnicksSky #Knicks
Tonight, New York Knicks family, we go to sleep as NBA champions. What a ride. #KnicksSky #Knicks