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part-time trophy cousin Horkheimer and Adorno were right about everything 📍 Santa Cruz, CA 🤙
Southern swell, 3 feet at 20 seconds. Stay out of the water today along the Pacific coast if you’re not an experienced waterman
Don’t come to Santa Cruz to go in the water for the next few days. Multiple water rescues across the county on Saturday and likely more to come on Sunday. We have a big fat southern swell with long-period waves. New rip channels and lots of sneaker sets.
If my dog was still alive he would be 140 years old this month
I have already walked 382 feet today and it’s not even noon
Felt something brushing up against my legs last night under our table at the brewery. Reached down to pet it but it scurried away. Probably just as well - I’m not really a cat person anyway.
Breaking news: there is a non-zero chance that JD Vance has rabies
There is a fat fat swell lighting up the west coast right now. I’m not there so I hope to live vicariously through yall 5.2 feet at 20 seconds from the south is my dream summer wave
Greetings from the apocalyptic hellscape of Mamdani’s NYC
Ok why are streets closed off and traffic all fucked up in NYC rn 42nd and 6th
I saw Marshawn Lynch at the beach in Santa Cruz yesterday and the dude still has swag
There’s a phone app that tells you you’re screwed because they’re doing “planned maintenance” well they didn’t take my plans into account
I’ve got about 3 years worth of kratom stockpiled just in case the pearl clutchers try to ban it. Without kratom I have to take 1600 mg of ibuprofen a day just to be able to surf and bike and have a life