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@brklyndick
equal parts intellectual and horn dog
Can someone explain this “creatine hole” thing to me like I’m 7-years-old? Because I’m confused.
I almost never bottom shame but the one thing I don’t understand is how (some) bottoms can’t take a proper nude. Prop the iPhone up, or get a tripod, set the timer & find the light or use a ring light. Sometimes I’m like wtf am I looking at? How is some blurry, half cheek supposed to turn me on?
Don’t need you to lie & say my dick is the biggest. I like my length/girth; but if you want someone to fuck you, it’s probably not a good idea to tell them them, ‘this other guy has a bigger dick than you & I really actually want his dick, but I’m too scared to take it, so you’ll suffice.’ LMFAO smh
My unsolicited sex advice for those beyond their 20s: Stop trying to force square pegs into round holes. If someone seeks: • 10 inches (& you don’t possess that) • Multiple rounds (beyond your capacity) • Rough encounters (you prefer gentle intimacy) • Tightness (that's not your natural state)…
I have several ‘never been worn’ outfits/panties/lingerie I bought for guys to wear but they always stand me up. 🤣🤣🤣 A lot of people think they want to be sub panty boys but they chicken out.
When you send a video of your gym wins to your friend and he objectifies you instead of congratulating you. 🤣
I knew they were going to put Connor Storie in something that showed off his cakes. Terrible sketch but love the panties. 🤭 #SNL #Saturdaynightlive #ConnorStorrie #HeatedRivalry
I don’t have a physical type (aside from nice ass, lips and calves) but I just want a man who is: - an avid reader - intellectually curious - hyper-fixated on some niche hobby - a good communicator - going to therapy/working on himself - DTF on balconies while on vacation 😮💨
And every so often he slides in your DMs to let you know, despite all the attention he gets on a regular, he remembers when little ol you tore that ass up. 😏
Watching the #AmericasNextTopModel (#ANTM) documentary, #RealityCheck, and all I can think about is how #JayManuel’s pussy must taste and feel. I just know it’s velvety.
One bout of dry heaving later, I realized I’m severely dehydrated and haven't eaten once. I’m officially taking applications for a partner whose job is to tell me to sit down and eat a sandwich.
POV: You’re 4 months deep into the transformation, it’s freezing outside, and the 'solo gym grind' fatigue is real. Just gathering my thoughts before I crush today’s session.
Others being 'ran through' or non-monogamous or doing sex work isn't why you can't find a partner. Instead of shaming people for being empowered and transparent, realize that their honesty actually makes it easier for you to find someone who aligns with your specific values.
Fit, masculine men who turn into insatiable, panty-wearing obedient subs/sluts in the bedroom deserve the world. 😮💨
I need a good cuddle, today. This snow about to have me in my feels… I can already tell. 😮💨
Turns out, if you train in the gym for 6 days a week, your friends will notice the change in your body. Hopefully I can be consistent, so I can be sickening this summer.
“So what are you into?” I’m tired of answering this question weekly — sometimes multiple times a week — only to not link with the person (for whatever reason) who asks the question.
