Brooke Breit
@brookebreit
creative director at jackbox games actor and comedian in chicago flower on magic tavern party mom check out my sweet acting reel ok bye
I love love loved Iceboy! I genuinely could’ve watched the “spell it out” bit for two solid hours. Nothing better than incredibly smart stupid comedy
Spending quality time backseating my 13yo while he plays my favorite game for the first time #INSCRYPTION
Was cutting up a watermelon, realized I had candy googly eyes, made a lil’ guy
wild that the easter bunny waited a week and 1/2 to build a nest and then drop extra candy in our back patio
A lovely pic with @thejenna.bsky.social and then a lovelier reaction shot to me saying I have a dead tooth
took the opportunity to cosplay this year at PAX East as the super recognizable “girl with giant ball of twine on her head who misunderstood the assignment in the 1999 film Drop Dead Gorgeous” (and Tim is a beautiful Jedi)
At a restaurant that was King Arthur themed (duh) and was delighted to inform my oblivious family that this gorgeous painting on the wall was not just any King Arthur, but Sean Connery as King Arthur from First Knight (1995)
hi this is an unsponsored ad for Amy’s candy bar in Chicago and their cola flavored sour Swedish skulls which are otherworldly and thank you
Finally got to Del Sur (Filipino meets Midwestern bakery in Chicago) early enough to beat the lines and omg
Happy Valentimes! Brought to you by Members Only jackets and Psyduck mango puddings
Your mom trying to remember her favorite pasta dish or her favorite evil Mario character
Important to know both crabs have “let’s be together” written on their bases
Alan giving us Hunger Games/Scarecrow/Flintstones realness #TheTraitorsUS
the small excitement of a haircut before I have to try to style it myself
My two fave things so far this year 1. Discovering Haha, You Clowns on Adult Swim 2. My kid, who just got a phone, texting me this shit
When @houseofdarkly.bsky.social is your secret santa, you win BIG TIME
the moon is beautiful tonight, gorgeous, glowing, I’m in awe and have to pull over my car to capture a picture of nature in all of its celestial glory the picture:
Found this tank top and now I want to be on a reality show with this written as my lower third