Bruce Coffman
@brucecoffman
#ComposureEconomy Pull up a chair. If the world feels strange, you're not crazy — you're just paying attention. Real. Fabulous. Not flawless. Intentional. (Yes, that Avon link is real.)
Shit for tongue, and brain, speaks... Yes, it's AI. If you throw stuff make sure it's chocolate. Settle down.
🤭I suck. #BadArt My sad attempt at "painting" (digitally) the new cover art for Why the Willow Weeps. NOPE!
Oh my. Fantasy stories book trailers... Why the Willow Weeps, my debut novel, which I may re-release soon along with the sequel, Willow Thorn Manor. Maybe... #Booksky!
Book Trailers is trending. Here's an old one for my debut novel that didn't sell worth a shit. Enjoy!
@jaketapper.bsky.social I'm so sick of looking at your constipated looking face. It's on sale, honey. Invest.
Gurl. Are you SERIOUS? I will trade you a Faux Pop Tart for get the fuck outta here.
Kash Patel talking to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. Or... somebody... somewhere... 🤨
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😳 I shit you not, I type, "Mitch McConnell, that you, boo?" into this online Ouija board and it said...
Look. These match. And they're on clearance. You're welcome. I'm your personal stylist.
Lizzie hummed sweetly to herself, pleased she'd thought of disguising her axe in a lovely floral bouquet... www.avon.com/product/lyrd...
Merry Christmas in July! Maybe Orange Fuck will finally die! Them tariffs and his bullshit with the straight are gonna eat your ass ALIVE if you wait to buy Christmas shit. Happy Trumpmerica Day! Just a very few of the awesome clearance deals.
Oh, look. Republicans having a nice chat with Mitch McConnell. Yes, I crack me up. @democrats.senate.gov When are you dumb motherfuckers gonna call bullshit?
It's like a reform party for your dry, dull skin. www.avon.com/product/skin...
My goodness. Clothing is supposed to be the number one searched for thing on Mercari but look at the views on the Christmas decor. Damn! All of this is way cheaper on my online Avon shop.